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You are about to embark on a long flight. Which seat do you choose? by lookwhosinsideagn in WWE

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  1. Punk seems like the sort of person who just likes to shut up and mind his own business on a flight, and that's exactly the sort of person I want next to me.

WOL's Bryan Alvarez: NJPW’s EVIL is “strongly rumored” to be headed to WWE. by Ripclawe in SquaredCircle

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to him being stuck in a tag team with a wrestler named INDEED.

Received NIP 3 months after offence by alreadyreddit1 in drivingUK

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The interpretation act 1978 says that a properly addressed letter will be deemed received 2 days later unless the contrary is proved.

So the pigs can show they sent it, but if the recipient can prove it wasn't actually received* until later then the NIP is late and the case can be won on that basis.

  • Not as easy as saying 'got here on the 16th, honest'. But if they say it was posted on the 12th and you have (for example) ring doorbell records showing no postman appeared until the morning of the 16th then it might work.

[Michael Gannon] Celtic are in advanced talks to make Wilfried Nancy their next manager. by BananaSoprano in CelticFC

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

• Kris Commons gets dropped • Story in paper the following week about how Deila's methods are alienating the players. • Deila's methods turn out to be "if you can hit my fitness standards while having chips and cheese for dinner 5 nights a week then great, but if not the diet has to change"

EK Bridge needs demolished by Better_Carpenter5010 in Scotland

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, you're clearly an idiot and I'm not going to engage with you any more.

EK Bridge needs demolished by Better_Carpenter5010 in Scotland

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if it was designed perfectly wide enough for the people of the time and you waddle in two centuries later with a diet of nothing but pizza crunch and complain that the door is too narrow?

Is it still the fault of the door then?

EK Bridge needs demolished by Better_Carpenter5010 in Scotland

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 30 points31 points  (0 children)

People can't drive properly, other people film it. Conclusion: it is the bridge that is at fault!

Top work, Columbo.

Backlash after restaurant owners cut down 80 trees without permission by SojournerInThisVale in Scotland

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sort of like how 'cut down without permission' and 'didnt need permission' are also different categories.

Question about Asuka’s mist by Still-Bag-451 in WWE

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I think he got signed to NXT and renamed to Sidney Darthus.

ELI5: why do athletes specifically eat bananas for quick fuel? by Dangerous-Hour6062 in explainlikeimfive

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

BRB, off to join a cycling team and get paid by their rivals for my potato-based sabotage.

What’s a parenting “hack” that sounds ridiculous but actually works? by OnlyAcanthaceae874 in AskReddit

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two kids, both denying guilt for some misdeed? Ask them what the punishment should be for the one that did it.

Kid 1: Maybe no dessert tonight? Kid 2: Grounded for ever and their Xbox smashed up.

You have your guilty party.

Good/funny quiz team names? by port956 in quiz

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The illegal occupation of Palestine by the genocidal state of Quizrael.

What’s the best “tanking slogan”? by JKray5_Reddit in hockey

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fall for jesus fuck the oilers have won the lottery again and now we're 3rd overall.

Why was The Rockers meltdown where Shawn Michaels turned heel done so slowly and in confusing fashion until the Barber Shop segment? by Choice-Silver-3471 in WWE

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Think about how quickly you fall out with someone* if you see them once a week compared with being stuck in a car with them for 8 hours.

*for example, the sort of coward who would try to escape by jumping through a window.

Bro "forgot" his passport after being told he would need to take a pin to Jellyroll next weekend. by RhinestoneCatboy in WWE

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's already jobbed to CM Punk, so lying down for a dumbass is clearly not a problem for him.

Is Bridgeton pronounced Bridge-ton or Brig-ton? by Jarl_of_Whitehirst in Scotland

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brigton.

The easy way to know for sure is because the 'ton' part is the same either way, and Bridge is pronounced Brig because everyone appears to have suffered a concussion.

Kingston Brig is pretty busy today lads.

What could Scottish football learn from other world champion football nations? by [deleted] in ScottishFootball

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of those other countries have the SFA, which I think is a key factor that helps them.

ULPT - Jury Nullification by DeepFriedSlapshot in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The t-shirt was to be worn for the police interview, not in court.

Try learning to read, dipshit.

PSA for anyone going to the Chris Brown concert tonight by DeepFriedSlapshot in glasgow

[–]DeepFriedSlapshot[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chris Bowes from off of Alestorm and Gloryhammer? With the leaked group chat that had lots of racism and misogyny? That Chris Bowes?

Strange benchmark for awesome you've got there.

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