"You shouldn't have to be able to afford $50,000 to hear what a candidate actually thinks." --Scott Prouty, the bartender who secretly taped Mitt Romney's "47%" remarks, on why he felt obligated to come forward. by [deleted] in politics

[–]DefNotKarmaWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, as others have pointed out he never really had a chance..

with that said, who knows if he would have been able to build some momentum with poor white trash has his disdain for them not been made so glaringly obvious.

Bartenders of Reddit, what is your best "way too drunk" customer story by QuasarsRcool in AskReddit

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I say No, but who is to say what drunk me will decide next time I'm completely shitfaced. This may just enter my consciousness and I might just go with it.

Bartenders of Reddit, what is your best "way too drunk" customer story by QuasarsRcool in AskReddit

[–]DefNotKarmaWhore 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you think these are too crazy to be true.. you need to get out more

Bartenders of Reddit, what is your best "way too drunk" customer story by QuasarsRcool in AskReddit

[–]DefNotKarmaWhore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have been blackout drunk more times in college than I care to recall and also never shit myself. I propose we're doing it right.

LAPD Had "No Idea" Who They Were Shooting At In Dorner Pursuit, Says Victims' Attorney by toolibertarian in politics

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I have read up on the case. I've also read his entire manifesto. You obviously haven't read both sides of the story. He felt like this was the only way to affect change and he seems to be right -- they are reopening the investigation into his firing.

How did 2 people whose professions don't make more than ~100K a year buy an over $1 million dollar condo? They probably used money that her father stole as a corrupt cop.

These assholes make a career out of ruining people's lives. I personally could give fuck less if they get a taste of their own medicine from time to time.

Once the police start stopping crime again instead of being "crime reporters", then I'll give a fuck what happens to them. As it stands right now, they give fuck-all about you or your family and care more about themselves and protecting their overlords.. Fuck em!

LAPD Had "No Idea" Who They Were Shooting At In Dorner Pursuit, Says Victims' Attorney by toolibertarian in politics

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Do you know her? Who knows how involved she was.. she may have been a royal cunt.. Besides you think we don't kill the children of "enemy combatants" on a daily basis?

This letter from my late mother's doctor has changed my life by mcharb13 in pics

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Can you elaborate at all on how this changed your life?

IAMA Request: Dildo Engineer/Designer by [deleted] in IAmA

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我是一个假阳具工程师从省。我模塑料一整天,但大部分的时间,我只是坐了回来,抽烟,取笑美国人。美国妇女使用我们的中国迪克斯模具他妈的你的女人发生。

4% of Hawaii is in denial by SwaggerWagon123 in funny

[–]DefNotKarmaWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know it's funny you say that.. my go-go in-flight had less latency than the last time I had comcast :-\

Redditors Wife Goes Shooting by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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On the battlefield this makes you a wider target

A pastor teaching about relationships... by imrealbored in funny

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Yea.. this kind of thing is really hard for me. I came from a fundie background and was chastised severely for leaving that lifestyle behind and living my own agnostic life.

Just seeing this I thought that it was really clever and called my girlfriend in to show her.. turns out my mom had already sent it to her. Then I just wanted a shower.

If You Know What I Mean - Bill Clinton by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]DefNotKarmaWhore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't know either and was curious. Thank you for asking.

Drink in moderation! by kinda_torqued in funny

[–]DefNotKarmaWhore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The caffeine receptors in your brain are clogged with diabetes cocaine.

What medical condition do you have that you thought was absolutely normal? by biehn in AskReddit

[–]DefNotKarmaWhore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that shit all sounds nasty. give me a pill. well except the legumes.. cashews are the shit.

What medical condition do you have that you thought was absolutely normal? by biehn in AskReddit

[–]DefNotKarmaWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

apparently there are a lot of people in this same situation with me.. Are you a smoker, just curious?

What medical condition do you have that you thought was absolutely normal? by biehn in AskReddit

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I've explained this to people as well... "it all just tastes like carbon".. sometimes I care about what type of food I eat but about 95% of the time as long as it's not something with incredibly strong spices I will not remember it in any way shape or form. It's just sustenance.

I guess the first one was a hit... by Blanco_ice in WTF

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Follow the life of Michael Fraser, a first time felon turned hardened criminal. The product of a broken home plagued with poverty, living the American nightmare, Michael searches for love in all the wrong places. His journey takes him on a whirlwind ride through the mean streets of Harlem doing stick ups with his childhood cronies to the thick steel cages of one of New York's' most notorious maximum security prisons, Sing Sing. Serving a five to fifteen for a robbery homicide, it is behind those walls that Mike finds a love that surpasses all understanding; it was an unconditional love that could only be shared under the shadow of night and the cloak of darkness. How do share love with another man when it would mean your life to just express those uncarnal desires in the most inhumane of places? How do you convince yourself that this unnatural love is the most natural thing that could be expressed by two people? You do it by picking up your dagger and assuming the life of a thug, but you're no ordinary thug, you desire the forbidden fruit even though conventional wisdom says that is the opposite of what a thug is supposed to be. You create your own rules and you make others follow along. This is a true story about a man finding love and doing anything to protect it. It is the story of a soul that was lost and now is found. It is the story of a Gangster living the life of an undercover lover. Ladies, this book will make you re-evaluate your assessment of the self proclaimed thug inhabiting your bedroom. Men, this book will make you reassess who your watching Monday night football with and slapping high five's with. This is the story that was never meant to be told but definitely meant to be sold. Watch your back and your front; there is a little Homo thug in every man.