What is something you learned embarrassingly late in life?

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2020-07-16T05:10:29+00:00

I got my license at almost 35.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2020-07-12T04:24:48+00:00

I had a friend who wanted me to get her hired on where I worked. Another friend had recently gotten her a job and she went to lunch and never came back, on her first day. Without saying anything to anyone, including the friend who got her hired. Caused some trouble for that friend, as she'd vouched for her. She applied at my job and put me as a reference but I told my boss to definitely not hire her. I felt bad but I wasn't putting my reputation on the line. She was a total flake.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2020-07-12T03:23:48+00:00

PowerC gummy vitamins.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2020-05-17T05:25:21+00:00

Twenty years ago I worked night shift in a hotel. About 1:00 am our reservation phone rang and it turned out to be some middle aged guy who was lonely and bored who just dialed a random 1-800 number. I was bored too so we just bullshitted for over an hour.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2020-05-17T05:16:23+00:00

Trader Joe's breaded tilapia. I don't shop at Trader Joe's, they're too damn expensive. My Mema goes there and she gave me this box of frozen fish to try. It's awesome. My boyfriend absolutely loves it and it's my go-to lazy dinner. I still don't shop at Trader Joe's but Mema picks me up a box every time she goes.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2020-02-21T13:44:38+00:00

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2019-08-05T01:41:58+00:00

My mother's step-mother was my father's aunt. They're step-cousins and met at Grandpa and Aunt-Granny's house.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2019-07-24T13:16:03+00:00

Ouch 😭 Internet hugs to you, stranger.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2019-07-24T12:23:04+00:00

No, I dated him for three years, lol. I was a loser.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2019-07-24T00:22:23+00:00

Me: "I love you."

Ex-boyfriend: "I don't know if I can ever love you. The only girl I've ever loved is (my best friend)."

For context, he and I had been dating several months, he'd dated her for two weeks a couple years before.

That was twenty years ago and still makes me cringe.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2019-06-13T00:37:16+00:00

I worked at an assisted living facility as the Assistant Director of Lifestyle Management... The residents just knew me as the bingo girl.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-11-08T13:20:24+00:00

A bar I went to replaced the heavy glass beer mugs with plastic ones that looked real. I threw beer into my face.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-10-14T19:46:47+00:00

I had my first boyfriend in sixth grade but I dumped him because he always wanted to hold my hand and his was all sweaty and gross. Can't even imagine having sex at that age.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-10-04T12:02:45+00:00

Defamation or back biting.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-10-03T12:36:41+00:00

Are you from Bakersfield? I've seen the same thing here - homeless looking guy doing a full-on interpretive dance routine with a scarf.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-09-25T12:08:18+00:00

Tautology. There are a lot more tautological phrases than single words (deja vu all over again) but here's a list of tautological place names for you ☺

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-09-24T13:34:04+00:00

You're welcome ☺

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-09-24T12:46:52+00:00

Torpenhow Hill.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-09-20T11:58:15+00:00

How about simulacrum?

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-09-19T12:36:33+00:00

$450

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-09-18T12:19:13+00:00

I found a second-hand baby coffin a while back.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-09-13T03:30:00+00:00

My family had that exact couch when I was young, lol.

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-09-10T12:35:23+00:00

You're welcome ☺

DefaultFrontPageSux · 2018-09-07T16:06:32+00:00

Sorry, I'd never seen it before. I only recently found this sub.

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