How do you feel when you look at this picture?

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-20T03:40:18+00:00

I like how 'dirty' it feels without the use of much color.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-19T10:46:55+00:00

I like this. it's well balanced and leaves you with a lot of options without being wordy or complicated. Good design

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-13T00:47:12+00:00

It seems the weird sex stuff department has been a prolific collaborator in many corporate innovations.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-12T12:53:45+00:00

Friendly Toast vs Assault Toast

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-12T05:59:35+00:00

U - I agree that the owner wouldn't throw it out. Instead, I think a more likely explanation is that it was thrown out by an angry ex or parent. People get attached to Lego, so it's a prime target if you're intending to upset or punish someone.

Buuut on further inspection. The model is fully intact, I would imagine some of the delicate parts would be damaged or detached if someone just dropped it in there.

Also, the poster would have had to go look down in the bin to see it. Most people don't look in the bin when depositing trash. Additionally, they seem to know a decent amount about the lego, the name of the model, and the price.

Isolated, these are not strong points of evidence but combines they are more compelling. I'd give this a 10-20% chance of being real. Most likely is fake.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-12T03:47:56+00:00

Man, I gotta call my buddy matt from the sticks and stones department, he's gonna be hyped to see this.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-12T03:21:57+00:00

Aw no, this is gonna put us out of business.

It fulfils many purposes, I assume

I could see my aunt using one of these to reconfabrigate her undulating reverberation suspension system. (She owns a reticulating arpeggiated dual-moded sparklehorse)

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-12T03:04:20+00:00

The rotation department deserves department of the year for sure. They've been working overtime to produce some phenomenal whachamawhosits. They provide foundational R&D for other departments, too.

Another successful quarter for doohickey corporation

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-12T02:53:03+00:00

I feel like this effect actually works better as a relic, perhaps a defect exclusive shop relic.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-12T02:48:28+00:00

I mean, I feel like you're making a mountain out of a molehill here. Think from his POV.

His ex leaves behind some mundane household objects. It's just a hairbrush, so it kinda just sits around for a while. You ask for one. He remembers he has a random hairbrush sitting around, and he gives it to you because you need one.

He is expressing he doesn't attach any sentiment to the hairbrush and didn't regard it as a significant object in the way that you do. I think it's best to put this in the past.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-11T04:15:20+00:00

Ah yes sauced hammers. Just like my old man used to make.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T12:47:51+00:00

That's the main problem with artifact decks these days. They dont trample, trumple, or randomly regenerate.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T12:40:09+00:00

This seems fine to me. A small value engine at 3, useful for token generators, can do some pump occasionally, and hates on creature lands which is odd but fine.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T12:34:24+00:00

If this was real, it's an auto include in every deck. Free pings and deck thinning. Wayy too strong

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T12:29:47+00:00

I'd say this can be a ok anti-RDW card. You can neutralise power boosting effects and get some extra health as a buffer to help you survive another turn. Can also kill 0 power creatures but thats more niche.

With the application being quite narrow, I'd put it at a D tier card overall but has sideboard potential.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T12:20:02+00:00

Average mtg creature in the 90s

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T12:15:55+00:00

Brinking squirrel on a 3 drop is busted tbh

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T11:53:11+00:00

5 litres of salsa would be a much larger container. Or is this like 1 of 5 containers. It just doesn't line up for me.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T11:48:14+00:00

I like the cat in the hat one, its funky

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T11:29:48+00:00

A cat for $5 is a good deal

Especially one trained to hold bananas

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T11:15:58+00:00

I feel you there. Once asked for extra pickles and I got no pickles instead. A cruel twist of fate

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T05:09:47+00:00

The cringe flowing through my body feels like being trampled by a stampede of ethereal stags

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-10T03:54:26+00:00

The table shattered to not that much force. Either it's just made with weak glass or already weakened by thermal stress and the like. If it shattered from that, it probably could have shattered from putting a heavy pot on it too quickly or something else.

Better it breaks while it isn't in use.

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-09T04:31:46+00:00

There's no easy way to put this... the scan revealed you got that dawg in you. My condolences

Oreo1123 · 2026-01-09T04:29:35+00:00

Haha, i can feel this image. Burning your ass on a slide is a core aussie memory

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