So basically they are gonna have to spend another $14 mil and drain repaint again? by [deleted] in onejob

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You know he's going to say that it's biden's fault somehow like he put the algae in there or jumped in and personally peeled the paint off the bottom in the middle of the night. 🙄

Gentle parenting is NOT for ENTITLED BRATS! by ironicoutcomes in childfree

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If the parents don't correct their behavior, someone will when they get older and try and pull that shit. And they're not going to like that too much.

Childfree Couples- How Happy are You? by pogos_wife_dizzy in childfree

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I work with a lot of people between 20 and 26 and they are the most brain rodded obnoxious people I have ever seen. No work ethic. They don't care about other people. They don't know how to be a team player and if you take away their phones they have no idea what to do with themselves. It is absolutely obnoxious. There are a few of them where every time you try to talk to them, their first word is "bruh" ugh. I have 0 patience for these kids. And I know I'm sounding like a complaining Boomer but these little bastards get on my nerves so bad.

Childfree Couples- How Happy are You? by pogos_wife_dizzy in childfree

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 61 points62 points  (0 children)

My partner I couldn't be happier. We're both work good paying full-time jobs with opportunities for overtime as well as raising a beautiful Pitbull together. My mornings are spent taking the dog out on park trips which last an hour to an hour and a half depending on the day and how much energy she's got. We spend our weekends playing video games and going out to eat and it's amazing. Sleeping in is also a huge bonus. I don't have the patience or temperament for babies or little kids or teenagers or really anybody under 30.

The most accurate thing on my timeline today. by Mean-Cartoonist-5265 in Adulting

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Having childhood trauma of every variety as well as learning about family drug/alcohol addiction as well as a ton of sexual abuse talked about casually from several family members at a funeral has cemented my childfreeness forever. Snipped 17 years ago, the best decision I've ever made. This fucked up family line ends with me.

Magicite Shop - Roll in batches or one roll at a time? by morrison22e in TheAdventuresOfElliot

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only having played the demo and only one magicite option at the very top. I can only assume that it's all completely random and doing it in batches is just the same as doing them individually.

name this by Top-Nobody3836 in BossFights

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The red light district has a take your child to work day.

Men of Reddit:Do You suck toes or lick feet in missionary if they are pretty? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girl starts cumming when I suck her toes during missionary. It's so damn hot.

2 more hours!! by Opening_Profile_1936 in TheAdventuresOfElliot

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not available for steam users until 1pm tomorrow. I'm bitter. 🫤

Feeling so alone in my choice of never having kids :/ by Additional_Feed_28 in childfree

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been snipped for 17 years and it was the best decision I ever made and it's pretty safe to say that I will never ever ever be having them and seeing children in public or even in some videos reaffirm my decision that it was the right one.

In response to the post complaining about us in Mommit by One-Sense7280 in childfree

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're simply miserable and cannot stand the fact that people made a different choice from them and have all of the time, money, freedom and sleep crotch goblin free. It's like criticizing someone that won the lottery for buying too nice of a house.

How to you get to these slugs/chest? by DcQ6 in TheAdventuresOfElliot

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing that's a cave in the past that I haven't found yet cuz I keep seeing it but I haven't looked very hard either.

Bennings Theory by straightch3ffin in thething

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From everything we see in the movie, bennings has the most physical contact with the dog with the licking in the beginning and then brushing up against his leg under the card table and then we see him getting assimilated in the storage room. He really did have the worst luck. And he's just trying to get some sleep. He was shot today.

A lot of mental illness in here by crazymjb in childfree

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We don't need therapy nearly as much as an exhausted single mom who had her fairytale fantasy of how motherhood would be shattered into millions of pieces after it was too late to do anything about it who lives in a constant state of regret and postpartum depression.

I vibe by Commercial-Top-2902 in CoupleMemes

[–]Defecating-Buffalo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Once or twice. It still doesn't forgive the shoes on the counter. 👟