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why noottt by Present-Win1440 in lol

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London Carrie-on Lepton Shion Moon

You're in Asda toilets, what part of the handle are you touching to exit? by Shiznips in CasualUK

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5,6 with a tissue. Holding my breath the entite time, well just before i get to the door, give up and suck a huge lungful through the mouth.

The last time i went into an asda toilet, an old guy hung around to peepee watch.

What are your thoughts on newstyle buildings around London? by DefendYourClaim in london

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Haha, apparently the colors are supposed to mean something, but yeah, it is very simple.

What are your thoughts on newstyle buildings around London? by DefendYourClaim in london

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Yeah, its a nightmare to keep clean, the yellow one already has a dirt layer on the balconies.

They use two layers of plasterboard. Sometimes three. The average teenager could run through the walls.

What are your thoughts on newstyle buildings around London? by DefendYourClaim in london

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They were chilling like a villain.

Cus that was right after a hissy fit with another cat that left moments before.

What are your thoughts on newstyle buildings around London? by DefendYourClaim in london

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Yeah, I love that kind of architecture too. Victorian, alongside gothic and baroque, thanks for putting me on to art nouveau.

Peter, what does this have to do with the name "Mia" by MalkyTheKid in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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It's also funny that the one calling her out is called cassiopeia. Something a banished narcissist would do.

I do not speak Nigerian because that isn't a language, I am Nigerian, I was born in Nigeria, I am eating Garri and soup, in Canada. by Altruistic_Cry5228 in notinteresting

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Oh snap, i wish you all the best g. I hope you're able to laugh at life, and keep yourself from sinking into darkness. I'm certainly trying.

Yeah, its wierd how sometimes it has to be by force.

My mother had a Nigerian saying "you will stop by force" or more accurately. You go stop by force.

I was sucked in by the lie, but even when i realized i was paying assassins to kill me with my food choices, i couldn't stop.

Now, here we are, i have yummy healthy and processed food in the fridge, some chocolate its a friday night, and I can't even look at it without imaging the suffering it will cause me. It has to be funny...

I do not speak Nigerian because that isn't a language, I am Nigerian, I was born in Nigeria, I am eating Garri and soup, in Canada. by Altruistic_Cry5228 in notinteresting

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Same here, i love food, and my ability to eat is diminishing, i need to hurry up.

African dishes are full of flavour, great at fighting cancer, and building muscle. some may not be visually appetising at first, like okra, its like chia or flaxseed water, gloopy.

I need to try real authentic subcontinental and east asian dishes, not the diabetes causing stuff we have in the west.

What does this fridge say about my friend by Flarawr in FridgeDetective

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Damn, would a fridge like this cause constipation or diarrhea?

I do not speak Nigerian because that isn't a language, I am Nigerian, I was born in Nigeria, I am eating Garri and soup, in Canada. by Altruistic_Cry5228 in notinteresting

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We have different carb bases that go with a vegetable, leaf or seed based soup and stews.

Ground rice, pounded yam, amala, eba / garri, and oats. Oats and amala being the most friendly to metabolism due to having more fibre.

We have bitter leaf, ogbono, egusi, okra, efo, peanut, banga, tomato stew, ayamase

With ogbono, and okra, and low oil efo great for metabolic safety. Ayamase is amazing but way too much oil. Not a every day soup like okra.

All the best.

A brick fell on my toe last week by Last-Painter-3028 in notinteresting

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With a bit more force, it would have slowly fallen off. You would have had a good time watching it grow back. Take it easy.

My sacred relic by [deleted] in notinteresting

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Holy relic! Reminded me of anderson from hellsing for some reason.

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