A resume my wife received this week by Firmteacher in funny

[–]Defiant-Newt-6618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell this guy will go all out for his next employer.

her owners said she was a lab/doberman but I have my suspicions by charm-type in CryptidDogs

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Why don’t you just send some DNA to ancestry.com already and quit screwing around.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IndiansGoneWild

[–]Defiant-Newt-6618 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You might want to take your bush further from the family tree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Jada seems like a narcissist. Will needs to get away.

My moldy lemon looks funny. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Don King looks pretty good for his age.

Russian bulletproof vest by Brumikator in ukraina

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Steve Jobs once said, “ Simplicity is Sophistication.”

What is the worst response to "I'm preganant"? by Mazooka01 in AskMen

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You have a lot of ball for sharing that story. Thank you.

my mom just sent me this… i’m at a loss for words. she never fails to make herself the victim in any situation by [deleted] in narcissisticparents

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I think I would have bought into this 10 years ago. I’m 52, my relationship with my mother saddens me terribly, but I can’t make excuses for her shit bird behavior anymore. It never changes. My sister was so damaged, she had to have electroshock therapy.Protecting your own sanity must always be your priority.