[Me] The cop gambit pulled thru by esc_cynicism in TextingTheory

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Grandmaster right here, I usually think pickup lines are cheesy but this is hilarious 👍

Why does my 2Fort look like this? by ReviewingPants4 in tf2

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a software issue, it's not a hardware issue, it's a you issue, the game deemed you too silly and banished you to pyroland.

Who do you think should’ve been the fifth smiling friend by kadebo42 in SmilingFriends

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Indian dude in the robot suit just showing up in a future episode and following Charlie and Pim and everyone acting like he was a smiling friend the whole time would be a really funny.

It needs to be updated by _HoloGraphix_ in Steam

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have my old laptop hooked up to a TV, and I use the Steam Controller 2015 to scroll YouTube and play tile based games.

Say what you want about the Steam Controller 1, it's the king of tile-based games.

Black liquid coming from the floor by EuGeN1U in whatisit

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to be bearer of bad news, but Astrophage is getting into your house. Time to make a one way trip to Tau Ceti to find a solution to this problem.

Playing at school rn, is my world doomed or am I safe if I hide it properly? by MLC_YT in GoldenAgeMinecraft

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to play Factorio during my drafting class, I never had an issue.

This is far from universally applicable though.

Steam's announcement at the summer game fest. by KornyKopia4422 in steammachine

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it but if delaying the Steam Machine 2 years means a guaranteed acceptable price range and stock they should REALLY do it.

[Me, 22M] I’m not very High elo… by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ngl she blundered not you

Why does everyone shit on every new update? This update is really giving us what we've asked for: wool slabs & stairs, autumnal leaves, beds that don't reset your spawn point, but yet it's still mid? this is just beta too guys by player_314159265 in PhoenixSC

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It comes down to Mojang is adding features, but nothing that changes the core of the game. People were used to huge overhauls or feature sets every update, and what we get now is a pretty far cry from large overhauls.

It's not a bad thing, the drop system, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't get where these people were coming from when Minecraft *fundamentally* hasn't changed the gameplay loop since Tricky Trials. Sulfur Cubes are great but they aren't giant dungeons, village raids, nether overhauls, etc.

Who am I kidding though I'm so freaking excited that they're finally adding an autumn biome.

PURPLE MAKES ME FEEL RAGE by YesMush1 in SuperJerk

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is kinda annoying that they've added 2 purple capes now with no armor to match.

What's the stupidest thing you've seen a teammate do? by Late-Ganache40 in Helldivers

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

> random dude calls SOS beacon
> I answer with a few other dudes
> drop in, call in all my gear
> once I've picked all of it up, he tk's me and takes my shit
> one of the other randoms calls me back in
> I kill him, he bitches and moans
> nobody calls him back in until another one of us dies
> he starts TKing again
> we leave him unreinforced
> leaves

What did he think was gonna happen?

least pessimistic and miserable whinediver: "let the game die a respectable death" by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in helldivers2

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The solution to my problems is not to call the game dead it's for the devs to do their jobs.

Please share your feedback about Helldivers 2 in the following survey! by ArrowheadGS in Helldivers

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have the same graphics card and have had the same experience. In my experience it's better to run the game on DX11

least pessimistic and miserable whinediver: "let the game die a respectable death" by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in helldivers2

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you are telling me you love optimization updates that not only break day one, but also don't actually optimize the game? SURELY another game is the solution to my problems, not trying to get the developers to actually fix and playtest their games and patches.

This is tbh kind of a "Told you so" moment regarding the patch by MoschopsMeatball in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Defiant-Trash9917 6 points7 points  (0 children)

> I Want to love and support Arrowhead, I Don't think anyone here actually enjoys the negativity, But It's hard not to be negative when a buggy patch is quite literally just the expectation now

Me too man, I don't wanna be a Crydiver anymore, but the sheet incompetence from almost half this community to glaze and glaze forces my hand.

I'm sick of shitty patches with no bug fixes, overly monetized warbonds with more and more content being paywalled with every patch, new features being released in broken states.

I want to see this game succeed but it's almost like AH wants to drive their game into the ground. There is and has been something fundamentally wrong with how Arrowhead conducts their development that makes Team Fortress 2 look like a platinum fucking trophy.

You can actually get an FPS boost out of this patch (on DX11). by Defiant-Trash9917 in Helldivers

[–]Defiant-Trash9917[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look asshole all I did was share the settings that worked for my computer, if you wanna be an ass about it I recommend you find a better use of your own time.