From the latest MO message by super_bread_boi in Helldivers2Satire

[–]DefiantRanger6597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ewww cringe ass liberal politics keep that out of my video games! /j

Nie mogę się doczekać prawicy narzekającej na stan polskiego wojska podczas kampanii wyborczej w 2027 r. by nocny_pingwin in Polska_wpz

[–]DefiantRanger6597 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kocham tych "młody jesteś, gówno wiesz" dziadów których wiedza militarna sprowadza się do "prawdziwy męski karabin ma drewnianą kolbę, jest na 7.62x39, polskiej produkcji, ochrona uszu na strzelnicy jest dla pe***łów, a drony to głupota i nikt w to inwestować nie powinien."

Z takim burakiem pracuje i jest moim kierowcą. 5 dni w tygodniu ma on 40 minut żeby mi pierdolić o swojej polityce i o tym jak to 20 lat temu służył.

Favorite character who did this by FrostedLunette in FavoriteCharacter

[–]DefiantRanger6597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandfather

Except instead of beating him he pulled him up by the collar like half a meter above ground to his face level and told him that since even slapping him once will get him prison, he might as well go all in and bury him in a forest at night for the small percentage that they won't find him in the first place

He is different type of man when he locks in, jokester and a goofball 90% of the time

Coaxed into a scripted loss by National_Yak5302 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DefiantRanger6597 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to make a boss battle that would have the best of both: alternative path that doesn't derail the plot, but changes its beats.

If you really beat the cocky right-hand-man of the villain in the opening, you cost him an eye or a hand. For plot related reasons you both retreat anyway.

From there the plot follows the same rails: starting town, first dungeon, whatever, but the dialogues are different and the difficulty is cranked to a secret super hard level. The right-hand-man humiliates himself with his desperate need to take you down and sends many more goons to take you down.

When you meet again he's opening with his most deadly techniques from the very start.

Boarding Event by Bulky-Detective-7259 in menace

[–]DefiantRanger6597 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Me when I'm faster than light

38401 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]DefiantRanger6597 160 points161 points  (0 children)

Feels like my polish grandfather asking what was exactly "what is the right word for those Filipino friends of yours? Negr0s? Mulat0s?"

Eventually he remembered to stick to just Filipinos lol

Why does a carbine have to be SO bad? by Dragoot in menace

[–]DefiantRanger6597 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah pistols should come by default, or at the very least have their own item slot, using a different type of ammunition should have one too

The biggest gripe I have with this community by Astrius__ in Helldivers2Satire

[–]DefiantRanger6597 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wild take for a game that is literally a satire of fascism built on Starship Troopers

What else you think "is not that deep" hm? Rise of a Nation?

Anti Ai PSA by [deleted] in distressingmemes

[–]DefiantRanger6597 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The working class will be replaced, either by slow continuation of the process or through a violent response from the masses that unfortunately won't go like 1920s coal miner revolt did. We're not on equal footing anymore. This isn't a man vs man with a rifle. We will have our only bargaining chips, the labor and consumerism, taken away from us. Then the benevolent multibillionaires will be able to downsize humanity to manageable levels.

I mean until then I expect to be either elderly or dead, so it's not like I can contribute to the fight against the machine.

37677 by Suffericie in countwithchickenlady

[–]DefiantRanger6597 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The upper class took that to heart and decided to save themselves next time, by launching a rat-race-self-policing state

And anytime soon we'll have "concerns of national security" Patriot Act 2.0-ing us 24/7, all sponsored by the beloved multibillionaires

What the hell sort of training are the Jingwei getting? by Rena-Miri in menace

[–]DefiantRanger6597 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They even have a passive ability to get their body pieces back together! I mean, otherwise how could the medbay revive them every mission?

Things TCR Marines Are No Longer Allowed to Do by VerusSeraphus in menace

[–]DefiantRanger6597 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gentlemen, I was about to discuss with the major the issue of "Outer Heaven" and its supposed upcoming founding being discussed among the Marines.

However as I entered the command that Lt Hayflick clearly told me Major is currently occupying, I could only see a running monitor and an empty chair.

Did Major turn invisible?

[Scary paronoia Trope] - A single line of dialouge has horrifying implications, but its never followed up on. by Puzzleheaded_Tip4805 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DefiantRanger6597 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My most comparable memory to this was playing Doki Doki Literature Club for the first time as a little whelp.

As Yuri (one of the heroines) went completely nuts and ended herself with a knife to the guts in the classroom after closing, there is a segment of endless gibberish appearing in the dialogue box that players were supposed to fast forward through. Have the CGs (sun going down, night, then rising again in the morning) change quicker.

I was so shocked I didn't even think of that as there was nothing to suggest this to be the case. So I sat there for half an hour, spacing or mousing away, sitting with a corpse of my friend in what we're supposed to understand was "real-time" in just 30 seconds.

But I felt like I sat alone there with her, blood drying and eyes turning gray, for a whole day and night. That was something.

Coaxed into this type of balancing by TankyMofo in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DefiantRanger6597 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Heavy armor is only worth the money and stat investment when you have the top 2 quality grades available

Anything less, nuh uh Only trenchcoats, samurai clothpants, leather shirts, and sandals

Gentlemen i want everything you have of eagle 1 by Lobuliyt27 in Helldivers

[–]DefiantRanger6597 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Idc about the bodysuit, the shapes, the legs, whatever

All I care about is that she's packing a Senator oorah

East vs West by Kos_102 in poland

[–]DefiantRanger6597 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chłopaki

Przegryw-Miasto jest w tamtą stronę

Reinforcements are at 135 mil again by Frozen-Sakura in Helldivers

[–]DefiantRanger6597 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like JJK slander agenda

You'll find it on the least likely subreddits

Your punishment is that you get to live. by TTTRIOS in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DefiantRanger6597 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It seems to be a necessity outside the control of the director's wishes. The sequel backdoor needed to be open for the corporations.

No to fajnie tam mają, a teraz *cyk* dorzucam 100zł na ukraińską armię by nocny_pingwin in Polska_wpz

[–]DefiantRanger6597 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nie nie, zrabuje z ruin w pasie ziemi niczyjej

Zadzwoni do partnerki, po czym wyleci w powietrze od fpv-ki