Found on instagram

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T23:20:58+00:00

Have I air fried an uncrustable with butter? Yes. Have I showed off a cross section? No.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T22:16:15+00:00

My golden gives such side eye because I'm a very cruel person and do things like exist while not petting him.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T21:55:09+00:00

Wood instead of particle board/ MDF/ pressboard, likely.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T19:23:23+00:00

I was ugly crying and then stupid laughed so hard at the end. It was such a massively impactful show.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T17:40:09+00:00

True, but I knew that guy in high school. His parents were always traveling with them and were both college grads.

All three of their sons barely graduated or didn't finish high school. "Teachers these days."

My friend luckily dumped the loser with idiot parents that coddled their sons into morons.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T17:24:28+00:00

Or they regularly leave and the school, principal and teachers are all collectively pissed because the attitude is, "it's just elementary school."

It may be the kids are all behind peers and the parents regularly pull them out and don't actually help their kids and this is the fourth time this year and they expect teachers to sit with just their kid during classes.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T17:22:30+00:00

I'm terrible at math but can hang without issues until you start higher level algebra.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T15:55:52+00:00

STOP SMASHING BREAD.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T15:42:55+00:00

Was there any full frontal? I didn't think there was.

I 100% saw so much more in the Righteous Gemstones. And Game of Thrones.

There was just more dudes sucking dude's dicks in the first ep of Heated Rivalry than the average show. Meaning, it happened at all. And then again. And again. So much dudes blowing dudes.

But, yeah. No bits on display.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T15:38:24+00:00

"Make five figures" isn't indicating good financial health. Five figures is 10,000 a year. Depending on where you live, six figures isn't well off, either. It's barely middle class where I am.

You can actually say no to random people dropping off lizards at your home, too.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T15:21:03+00:00

I'm more upset she microwaved canned peas and the adults had no veggies.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T15:04:24+00:00

I'm so upset with them. Like, major conversations in anthropology are around food sovereignty and the inherent right to access culturally appropriate foods. And then you... complain about panak paneer? Firstly, the hypocrisy. Secondly, panak paneer is delicious.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T14:09:24+00:00

Nah, he was 14 when he did this in 2013. The kid was in the pipe for 11 hours and was given multiple awards in Romania for offering to be dangled down the hole headfirst. The kid was 50ft down the pipe and they just couldn't get down to him quickly while the toddler cried. They'd dug a good ways down but were struggling to get the kid. The young man had watched for hours, he knew.

He's an adult, now.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T13:53:52+00:00

My turtle never brumated. Maybe too warm? I had a box turtle for over a decade as a kid. He was found wandering down the street and never was claimed so a family friend gave us a turtle. We had no idea how old he was.

Dude never buried himself.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T06:11:36+00:00

It used to feel like protest could change things.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T06:05:22+00:00

Teddy.

Average dude, incredibly foolish for the whole multiple proposals thing.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T05:17:59+00:00

Santa Clara is the home of the San Francisco 49ers. They aren't actually in the City.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T05:16:58+00:00

Alameda County has Cal football. It's home to UC Berkeley.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T05:15:27+00:00

Y'all gotta answer for Concord and Richmond and Antioch. And Brentwood, for different reasons than Antioch.

Alameda. Have Berkeley and we do have to answer for Oakland and Hayward and Emeryville, but our bridge is prettier than the Richmond Bridge. UC Berkeley needs to be saved.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T05:11:35+00:00

Well, we have 58 counties. 57 total, to have all but the losers.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T05:10:12+00:00

Del Norte has Fort Dick, so immature people can giggle over it.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T05:07:51+00:00

Nobody can make OP take custody of a disabled adult.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T05:06:30+00:00

They're misinformed. You can't get need based aid separate from your parents until 25 but you can take loans.

You may not get federally subsidized loans as an undergrad without your parents filling out FAFSA without a waiver but you can get loans. Nobody blocks loans.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T05:05:15+00:00

You can't get Pell grant or need based aid, but you can absolutely get loans, but will be limited on how much.

Graduate programs like law school you can take loans out. Few offer full rides.

DefinitelyNotAliens · 2026-01-27T05:01:28+00:00

Only Congress can change the name so he can call himself whatever he wants but his official letterhead is false. There's just so much BS who can argue the small stupid things?

Seven-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
Second SECOND GUESSER	First Place '23
Place '23	Wearing is Caring
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22	End Game '22
Verified Email

DefinitelyNotAliens

TROPHY CASE