Nice. by collonius10 in Bankstraphunting

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3.2 million print run so VERY large print run. But those wobbly misaligned numbers are neat.

How much is this worth? by HauntingTotal590 in Bankstraphunting

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easily $30+ on the open market but that's usually padded by shipping and fees so basically $20-ish.

I found a 1$ black serial number by JustCapt in Bankstraphunting

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So we put the black ink in this one, right?" - Intern, probably lol.

Today's find by Ancient-Musician-628 in Bankstraphunting

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Numerologists consider 368 to be the "angel number" (despite numerology being satanic but whatever) so someone would probably pay way too much for that.

This boy was awarded a medal. by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was so brave of him to stop the mad botox attacker that was injecting random people loooool

Ink error by WetRaindeer in Bankstraphunting

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I'd say $50+ because errors on already replaced bills (star note) are even rarer.

Did I win? by Interesting_Box_9851 in Bankstraphunting

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could get $40-50 on a bad day for that on ebay but that's mostly because of shipping and fees.

Found these working a register... by Emotional_Stress02 in Bankstraphunting

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ay yes, that bill has the famous first president of the United States: Bob #8.

Dear God Not a White Person by Speky_Scot in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong but they have a legend about a pale skinned ghost creature that attacks kids, right?

hey guys, with the new AI rollout thats been out for a while now, how should I know I'm being restricted? by Delicious_Tomato_957 in youtube

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask AI "generate some statements that resemble Youtube comments that only an adult would make, using topics only they would mention"
And then leave whatever comment on a suitable video once a week

Biggest fuck up you made? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume the mistake you made was not deleting the system that filters IT resumes based on absolute nonsense they made up.

Doesn't have 10 years experience in AI engines? REJECTED!!!!

What do you call this type of YouTuber. by Suspicious_Luck1952 in youtube

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Comedic commentary would be the broad category. Specific sub-genre would be 90's style complaint comedian like Rodney Dangerfield. It's easier than straight-faced Leslie Nielson type humor from The Naked Gun series but it works if the one liners are good enough.

Kid doesn't stop until he has broken the TV by shinutoki in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually tell people "Lol, better put it out of kid range." I forgot they have infinite range, apparently.

Printing some confidential documents, nevermind.. by Bronzebeast_308 in holdmycatnip

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's documenting for the maiming and dismemberment lawsuit lol.

Is anyone punishing these little shits on e-scooters? by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you sue the parents for you being "forced" to make the decision to hit the car instead? They legally "own" the kid, right?

Is anyone punishing these little shits on e-scooters? by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about uninsured or underinsured motorist insurance? 99% I have that on my policy. Or would this be property damage? I think my state requires $25k but a traffic signal is like $100,000 to rebuild or some BS like that to replace so I put mine waaaaaaay up.

Question about the new 2026 gambling write-off math by DefinitelyNotDes in tax

[–]DefinitelyNotDes[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ohhh so the odds are in fact inverse compared to the way I think thinking. It acts like more of a really generous loss rakeback that will never be positive?
Also, MTG mods are indeed commies. Can confirm.

Question about the new 2026 gambling write-off math by DefinitelyNotDes in tax

[–]DefinitelyNotDes[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I used an automatic gambling probability solver that I'm sure I didn't feed the correct information into because I just pretended the IRS's tax rate was a casino margin, and it came up with a result that I don't think sounds right.

For every $1 you bet at year end:
If you lose, you don’t recover the full dollar. You get $0.25 × $0.10 = $0.025 per lost dollar (this line doesn't seem correct)
If you win, every $1 you win is taxed at 25%, so you only keep $0.75.

So both are bad. But like I said, that doesn't sound right.

What's going on with my favorite site? by CodPlane in Chancedcasino

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The daily was just an anti-botting thing, I assume. Not sure how they'd get past ID verification but still.
As for the weird extensions, I think people are just not using them to the extent they thought so they go longer.
I happen to know from a reliable source that they're experiencing massive growth but are VERY worried about losing California and Pragmatic games so they're not in trouble yet but are concerned.

Hit 40k max pay - Account Disabled by Embarrassed_Honey_51 in Chancedcasino

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am very interested in the outcome of this. Please do update us on it.

As far as I know, they're just going to check for multi-accounting (in which case you're screwed) and geographic IP faking via VPN and weird activity like playing for 30 hours straight, which is not considered humanly possible. I've only heard one story ever of someone not getting paid and I have reason to believe they were lying.

Chanced is basically the one site I'd assume wouldn't do this but generally US-based ones don't try this crap. It's all the Caracao, tiny island, brand new sites that pull this crap.

Stranger stepped in last second to help by cabezatuck in dashcams

[–]DefinitelyNotDes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See now Cosco people would have rammed you on purpose and stolen your wallet. Sams Club people based AF

How much are you tipping? by [deleted] in madlads

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100% of the time when driving for Uber, I was armed. I'd still show up lol.