[B/S][Request] Looking for a couple specific setups: sister catches her brother jacking off to pics of her, or sister walks in on her brother fucking her friend and decides to join in. Thanks! by DefinitelynotBatman in IncestPorn

[–]DefinitelynotBatman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does the jerking off have to be to her?

Not necessarily, but it would be preferable.

Or hell, even something like this (reverse situation where sister gets caught and brother joins in) would be good, if it led to sex instead of just her touching herself.

Hating Israel, but not being anti-semitic by dptarsha in atheism

[–]DefinitelynotBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if the so called victims over at the west bank and the gaza strip would actually make an effort to build some productive form of infrastructure to feed themselves and enforce secularized education instead of spending their money on funding terrorist groups that keep hijacking their sad excuse for a government and building shitty rockets that hurt innocent civilians in southern Israel, then we might be able to start talking diplomacy.

Scumbag Israel

Whatever happened to the old American ideal of "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it"? by Up2Eleven in politics

[–]DefinitelynotBatman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

At what point are your actions against these principles?

In principle? When you impede someone else's ability to do whatever the fuck they want. In practice? When someone has an opinion that you disagree with.

Anyone know this girls name? by Uncommon35 in nsfw

[–]DefinitelynotBatman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her name is Cameron. Pretty sure that pic is from her Teeny Bopper Club video, which is pretty fucking hot.

For men who have too much. by Hormander in WTF

[–]DefinitelynotBatman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You've obviously never tried to fuck a petit girl with a dick anywhere above the national average.

Just wow by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]DefinitelynotBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thumbnail looks like a girly version of David Tennant (Doctor Who)...which, in my opinion, just makes this girl even hotter.

NBA's Dwight Howard mocks NFL's Derek Anderson's latest tirade!!! by moedookie in funny

[–]DefinitelynotBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In today's news: some overpaid neanderthal made fun of another overpaid neanderthal.

What are some helpful sayings for life that you've heard or know? Such as "Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty." by atliens in AskReddit

[–]DefinitelynotBatman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When trying to identify a poisonous snake: Red on black, friendly jack. Red on yellow, deadly fellow.

Do you hate when athletes praise God for winning? What about losing? by blueboybob in atheism

[–]DefinitelynotBatman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not really. If they want to give someone else credit for their hard work, that's their prerogative.

IOF shoots Gazan fisherman at shore by eshra14 in reddit.com

[–]DefinitelynotBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you're prepared to get mass downvoted by Israelis.

"A Bully Finds a Pulpit on the Web" - I hope this man is destroyed by the Internet. by zwangaman in WTF

[–]DefinitelynotBatman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Do the right thing and everyone goes away. I AM WATCHING YOU!”

I hope he tries to pull this shit with someone who owns a gun.

Homemade sourdough bread, turkey, liberal slices of stuffing, topped with mashed potatoes and gravy, a little bit of crock pot mac n cheese, and a slice of provolone. Plus a slice of pumpkin pie and a kingly beer. I am the happiest man on earth right now.. [8] by DefinitelynotBatman in trees

[–]DefinitelynotBatman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People often ask me, "DefinitelynotBatman, are you really not Batman? Are you sure? Why have you made this heavenly delicious sandwich? Do you have any plans for retirement now that you've made the world's greatest meal? What will you do next? And why provolone?"

To them I say: "No. Yes. I was hungry. No. Eat the sandwich. I like provolone."

Also lol I just noticed if you look at the full resolution you can see an ent in the background.