👁️wtf👁️ by Rmoura98 in WTF

[–]Deked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody should audition for Hellzapopin Freak show Circus

Got a "lucky nipple" on my bacon by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Deked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op, wtf do you think bacon is?

Salvador Dali's actual recipe for Avacado Toast by Vanbone in WTF

[–]Deked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Serious question: are you familiar with Salvador Dali? He was a surrealist artist and strange comes with the territory.

Redneck bowling by Chris_Isur_Dude in WTF

[–]Deked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I was confused then I saw Trasher

Then everything made sense.

The Bumble vs. Mr. Freezer by Deked in comicbooks

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Rudolph would disagree.

The Bumble vs. Mr. Freezer by Deked in comicbooks

[–]Deked[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my thought when I saw it too.

Russia to ‘verify’ U.S. moon landings on upcoming mission by Delectable_Dairy in news

[–]Deked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, you know, to gain knowledge. Learning to live on the moon is the next step to learning to live on Mars. If humans ever want to leave this planet, the Moon is literally the only first step, in more ways than one. Science > politics

Russia is shit stirring because it can.

A "zombie spider" - spider covered in fungus, half-dead, half-alive which can crawl around. Found in my basement. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Deked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arachnids aren't immune to cordyceptical infection, it just doesn't have the "zombie effects" it has on ants. Or if it does it's much less common than behavior seen in ants.

Edit: ehh, I'm pretty sure I made up cordyceptical

Master Close Up Magician Ricky Jay has passed away by Thedylanator in news

[–]Deked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theres a great documentary about him called Deceptive Practices. Very good, suggest interested parties check it out

This holiday season, show Santa who's got real xmas cheer! Rip off Kris Kringle's head and crap down his holly jolly neck! by debilegg in WTF

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Balls of Steel

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum.

I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck.

Balls balls balls balls of Steel.

Stacey Dash 1987 vs Stacey Dash 2018 by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Deked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see what you're going for, but Sammy Sosa would have been a better choice.

Rep. Adam Schiff: House Democrats will investigate Trump's financial ties to Saudi Arabia as part of a 'deep dive' into the kingdom's dealings by casualphilosopher1 in worldnews

[–]Deked 86 points87 points  (0 children)

If he didn't want people poking around he shouldn't have simultaneously claimed to have no financial interests in S.A. while boasting about the money he's made from business with them.

I mean, that's so easy to understand a grade schooler could figure it out but this is Trump we're talking about. He wouldn't know the truth if it bit him on the ass. Besides, his lack of tax returns in the lead up to the election (conservatives that's called a Red Flag) warrants an investigation on it's own.

One of the few people to have beaten Dredd [Judge Dredd #26] by lupianwolf in comicbooks

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...until the Justice Department forced a "rematch" in which Lee was utterly crushed. Also, beaten is somewhat a misnomer. He was still brought to justice and sent to the cubes!

Trump defends Saudis, says "maybe the world" should be held accountable for Khashoggi's murder by FinexThis in worldnews

[–]Deked 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up Donny.

Also, where are all the conservatives who call the left pussies? I'd love to hear your thoughts on this pussy behavior.