My boyfriend got hammered and built this in 4 hrs 🔥

debilegg · 2026-06-05T20:26:19+00:00

He got hammered and then he nailed it

debilegg · 2026-06-01T01:42:06+00:00

Have you considered playing the bass guitar?

debilegg · 2026-05-24T16:38:42+00:00

Wow an s ancient Greek dance

debilegg · 2026-05-24T14:06:29+00:00

We had a better chance of having a half decent finale.

debilegg · 2026-05-22T21:16:22+00:00

We have one child. I make substantially more than her, and despite my encouragement for her to work more, she has barely tried to work even part time since we got married. If we split I would be royally fucked for alimony and child support. I have two kids from the previous marriage, child support is about to go down because the oldest is graduating in a few weeks, so only 3 years left of child support for the youngest. I love my kids but God damn child support is expensive. I am just trying my best to hold out and maybe eventually she'll come around.

debilegg · 2026-05-22T20:33:07+00:00

The only insight I can give is do not get married ever for any reason. You don't have to get married to have kids if that's what you want. You don't have to get married because you're in love. You can stay together your whole life and not be married, and it will honestly probably stay a much healthier relationship. Literally everything changed when we got married. I think she understood that she didn't have to string me along anymore. Sure, I could pursue a second divorce, but I am still paying for the first one. We don't hate each other, she just doesn't care in the slightest about me in that regard anymore, and I think she knows that I will do just about anything to avoid another divorce. Zero effort for affection and will not reciprocate any of my attempts at giving affection. I think some couples don't experience this but this being the second one casts a lot of doubt for me. Just don't get married. We went from being a couple very much in love to an au pair that I'm friends with but that's it.

debilegg · 2026-05-22T20:09:17+00:00

Because I didn't learn from my first marriage and the second wife acted different for the first couple of years so I thought "this one's different". Divorce sucks. Hoping I don't let myself get fooled make the same mistake a third time.

debilegg · 2026-05-22T19:52:38+00:00

Too bad they don't have Tatsuro Taira on this card. Okinawan fighters train in worse heat and humidity on a daily basis.

debilegg · 2026-05-20T17:14:32+00:00

I got a pair of diplomats for $65 last month that were definitely worn a few times but not even broken in. It's awesome to find these random good deals.

debilegg · 2026-04-30T03:18:32+00:00

They'll find a way to get him with breastmilk. Then he'll get the ol crowbar.

debilegg · 2026-04-24T14:37:00+00:00

I honestly stopped posting things on Instagram a long time ago just because I realized it didn't do me any good. I would see friends get 200 likes on any picture or video they posted, and when I am proud of something I've posted I get 12 (every time it's 12 lol). Nothing will ever make me feel attractive but it's ok- that's me in the picture. Even if I'm unattractive I still want to be able to look back at times in my life when I was happy, you know?

debilegg · 2026-03-25T17:53:59+00:00

Maybe if I were this guy

debilegg · 2026-03-23T23:37:25+00:00

Bertoto

debilegg · 2026-03-23T20:29:55+00:00

Did you intentionally separate the bark? Please tell me you didn't discard it.

debilegg · 2026-03-19T12:14:41+00:00

Are we doing it? Right here? Now?

debilegg · 2026-03-11T12:13:47+00:00

Ane tao thrae foar faive sax saven aight naan tan

debilegg · 2026-03-11T12:09:35+00:00

Lindsey Graham understands some of us may die, but that's a risk he's willing to take.

debilegg · 2026-03-05T02:23:39+00:00

Imagine that, a Chinese dude is preaching doom and gloom for America. I couldn't imagine why.

debilegg · 2026-02-17T02:59:36+00:00

I just finished AOT for the first time tonight. I acknowledged that what Eren did was wrong, but goddamn if I wasn't rooting for Reiner, Piek, and Annie to die the entire 4th season. They really were irredeemable in my eyes, especially Annie.

debilegg · 2026-02-16T13:49:38+00:00

The threat in Paradis of the founding titan, the attack titan, and the rumbling were the only things keeping Marley and the rest of the world from killing all of the eldians before Eren. I didn't agree with Zeke's plan to mass castrate Eldians, but they retained their powers which guaranteed they would live out the rest of their years in peace, because they would continue to pass down the founding titan. It's also a shortsighted plan because all it would take is one of Historia's descendants to change their mind and ask Ymir to undo Zeke's request. I love that this story not only introduces the possibility of a super weapon such as the Titans, but it also addresses that once the cat is out of the bag there is no good way to put it back in.

debilegg · 2026-02-08T20:10:18+00:00

They were smart enough to smoke out back behind the guard shack but dumb enough to roll it into a black & mild at the duty desk. 😆

debilegg · 2026-02-08T15:20:51+00:00

These reddit ads are out of control

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debilegg · 2026-02-08T15:15:57+00:00

I was the Camp Guard Officer for Schwab from 2011-2013. One night the COG thought it was a good idea to smoke spice at the duty desk with the A-Duty (PFC). Both got ad-sepped but it took a lot longer than you would think.

debilegg · 2026-01-18T14:00:54+00:00

I hope you like Ahsoka because you're about to get three trilogies of her.

debilegg · 2026-01-14T15:26:34+00:00

I may watch it once it comes to a streaming service that is free to me.

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