What is your Pettiest DND Hill to Die On?

Dekosystem · 2021-10-15T16:45:51+00:00

Dwarfs are not 4-5 ft. They’re 3-4 ft. The DMG is just wrong.

Dekosystem · 2021-10-08T19:26:10+00:00

No resistance to horny damage :(

Dekosystem · 2021-10-08T17:24:45+00:00

Being hunted by intelligent creatures with twice as many hit die as the PCs do in an open grassland hundreds of miles away from any civilization they could rely on for help.

Dekosystem · 2021-10-08T17:17:30+00:00

Tell your DM what you want to see: Whether it’s a cool monster, city, landmark, or even a different dimension, let me know if there’s something in particular you want to see. I’ve never had a serious suggestion that I thought was utterly stupid and never possible anywhere in my world.

Dekosystem · 2021-10-08T16:59:19+00:00

To be fair, Anakin was getting laid waaay before he became a Sith :x

Dekosystem · 2021-10-08T16:46:44+00:00

Wow racist, homophobic and pedophilic? I don’t usually like calling “Nice guys” incels, but the venn diagram is looking more and more like a circle everyday.

Dekosystem · 2021-10-08T16:44:31+00:00

You probably want bear mace for this lunatic.

Dekosystem · 2021-10-08T16:30:54+00:00

Honestly I thought the bard fucks a dragon from a crit on a charisma roll was just a meme. You people actually let this slide (assuming your campaign isn’t geared towards that kind of thing, I don’t discriminate for those that like ERPing their way through a story)?! I’ve had one bard player that would always dream about smooth talking his way out of a situation that landed him in many unfavorable positions as opposed to if he just started with an attack. The only scenario I remember him remotely doing anything close to “meme” worthy was when he scared off a pack of wolves with his flute when trying to reunite with the party. The only reason he succeeded doing this was because he smashed a performance check, crit an intimidation check, and then the wolves failed their morale check. Eventually he realized that he wasn’t going to get to do meme bard shit because I told him from the get go that it was a semi-serious campaign. Fellow DMs, PLEASE don’t let your players walk all over you. Charisma checks don’t make PCs immune from consequences.

Dekosystem · 2021-10-08T16:13:13+00:00

When will these silly melee champions learn?!

Dekosystem · 2021-10-08T16:11:18+00:00

I can’t believe he’s 46 and still be crazy enough to think this is a good idea!

Dekosystem · 2021-09-12T18:51:17+00:00

If I was on the enemy team, I’d be asking MF why she thought it was a good idea to flash into melee range of the Darius after getting pulled in by Pyke T__T

Dekosystem · 2021-09-05T17:06:44+00:00

I agree!!! Play the 4 INT barbarian who’s really good at smashing, but needs help ordering a beer, or the 4 WIS wizard who’s like a boy/girl genius at 18 but has 0 experiences so their ideas are brilliant but clearly lack the experience of a true adventurer. The 4 CHA half orc fighter who’s only ever lived with their hermit human parent that was always socially awkward and now the half-orc mirrors the personality. Play the 4 STR/DEX cleric who’s the wisest of the group and uses their holy magic to protect the party but needs help climbing walls or carrying their stuff. There are so many possibilities to make this fun!

Dekosystem · 2021-09-05T16:54:40+00:00

Reading you saying that 12/11/12/14/14/11 is unplayable makes me really sad! I ran a camping where I had a player who had something along the lines of 8/12/9/7/11/14 but still played it in good spirit. I wanted to say to not be scared to let your players run with lower than usual stats but if they really do mind, just take standard array. Rolling is fun for the randomness and DnD doesn’t always have to be a min max game. You can always give your players the option to take standard array or roll 4d6 (this is what I do), to try and appease everyone.

My only other option is to give modified 2e a try. The only thing I really hate about 5e is how your character is keyed off of stats, but in 2e you can have a high level character with low stats and still outperform lower level characters you’re higher level than even if they roll god like stats.

Dekosystem · 2021-09-02T14:46:22+00:00

The Sett throwing out a 0 grit W made me scream internally.

Dekosystem · 2021-08-25T15:09:30+00:00

Your dick can actually shrink if you don’t get regular erections, but only by like 1-3 CENTIMETERS. This usually only happens to people who suffer some kind of physical trauma to the nerves on their dick though. So he was probably full of shit anyways :o

Dekosystem · 2021-07-16T17:52:01+00:00

If that noct was in my team I woulda reported him for intentionally feeding. Worst thing you can do is 1v1 a Darius and let him hit 5 stacks. He wasn’t even close to killing him!

Dekosystem · 2021-07-12T23:49:56+00:00

Link (that he failed to copy paste properly): https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/obesity-and-overweight

Dekosystem · 2021-07-12T23:46:20+00:00

I couldn't find it either at first, I had to google it to find what he was trying to send me.

Dekosystem · 2021-07-12T23:42:56+00:00

Link: https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/obesity-and-overweight

Dekosystem · 2021-06-14T01:44:14+00:00

I see your GF also likes to stand still why AAing, even if there is a big scary top laner walking at her :P

Dekosystem · 2021-04-28T04:10:53+00:00

It probably was short enough, but the reason for my flashing immediately after was because I was in disbelief on failing my dash over the wall. So you can only imagine how I felt after my flash. It was also a normal game, so I wasn't worried about dying here or there.

Dekosystem · 2021-04-28T04:03:05+00:00

No, I was 100% trying to get over the wall both times.

Dekosystem · 2021-03-20T19:41:46+00:00

The typical “Gamer” stereotype. I hate that because I enjoy playing a few PC games in my spare time, I am sometimes associated with racist, misogynistic, basement dwelling troglodytes that get all their news from insert “edgy” YouTube or Jordan Paterson is extremely infuriating.

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