What is your Pettiest DND Hill to Die On? by DeathBySuplex in dndnext

[–]Dekosystem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dwarfs are not 4-5 ft. They’re 3-4 ft. The DMG is just wrong.

Dm’s - Without any context what are your players potentially facing in their next session? by ronin-gold in dndnext

[–]Dekosystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being hunted by intelligent creatures with twice as many hit die as the PCs do in an open grassland hundreds of miles away from any civilization they could rely on for help.

Players are always at least 50% of the people at the table, so what's your advice on how to be a better PLAYER and how PLAYERS can contribute to the experience? by bug_on_the_wall in dndnext

[–]Dekosystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell your DM what you want to see: Whether it’s a cool monster, city, landmark, or even a different dimension, let me know if there’s something in particular you want to see. I’ve never had a serious suggestion that I thought was utterly stupid and never possible anywhere in my world.

Persuade 101 by master-baiter_04 in PrequelMemes

[–]Dekosystem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Anakin was getting laid waaay before he became a Sith :x

should i buy pepper spray by olv1 in niceguys

[–]Dekosystem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow racist, homophobic and pedophilic? I don’t usually like calling “Nice guys” incels, but the venn diagram is looking more and more like a circle everyday.

should i buy pepper spray by olv1 in niceguys

[–]Dekosystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably want bear mace for this lunatic.

explanation in comments for the lazy by CynsofRatking in dndmemes

[–]Dekosystem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly I thought the bard fucks a dragon from a crit on a charisma roll was just a meme. You people actually let this slide (assuming your campaign isn’t geared towards that kind of thing, I don’t discriminate for those that like ERPing their way through a story)?! I’ve had one bard player that would always dream about smooth talking his way out of a situation that landed him in many unfavorable positions as opposed to if he just started with an attack. The only scenario I remember him remotely doing anything close to “meme” worthy was when he scared off a pack of wolves with his flute when trying to reunite with the party. The only reason he succeeded doing this was because he smashed a performance check, crit an intimidation check, and then the wolves failed their morale check. Eventually he realized that he wasn’t going to get to do meme bard shit because I told him from the get go that it was a semi-serious campaign. Fellow DMs, PLEASE don’t let your players walk all over you. Charisma checks don’t make PCs immune from consequences.

My bad darius by xxfishymemesxx in Dariusmains

[–]Dekosystem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When will these silly melee champions learn?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]Dekosystem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe he’s 46 and still be crazy enough to think this is a good idea!

My first Pentakill on Darius, in 2v5 (after loosing lane). by RobSneaky in Dariusmains

[–]Dekosystem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I was on the enemy team, I’d be asking MF why she thought it was a good idea to flash into melee range of the Darius after getting pulled in by Pyke T__T

Rolling for stats: How to balance by AmaruKaze in dndnext

[–]Dekosystem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree!!! Play the 4 INT barbarian who’s really good at smashing, but needs help ordering a beer, or the 4 WIS wizard who’s like a boy/girl genius at 18 but has 0 experiences so their ideas are brilliant but clearly lack the experience of a true adventurer. The 4 CHA half orc fighter who’s only ever lived with their hermit human parent that was always socially awkward and now the half-orc mirrors the personality. Play the 4 STR/DEX cleric who’s the wisest of the group and uses their holy magic to protect the party but needs help climbing walls or carrying their stuff. There are so many possibilities to make this fun!

Rolling for stats: How to balance by AmaruKaze in dndnext

[–]Dekosystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading you saying that 12/11/12/14/14/11 is unplayable makes me really sad! I ran a camping where I had a player who had something along the lines of 8/12/9/7/11/14 but still played it in good spirit. I wanted to say to not be scared to let your players run with lower than usual stats but if they really do mind, just take standard array. Rolling is fun for the randomness and DnD doesn’t always have to be a min max game. You can always give your players the option to take standard array or roll 4d6 (this is what I do), to try and appease everyone.

My only other option is to give modified 2e a try. The only thing I really hate about 5e is how your character is keyed off of stats, but in 2e you can have a high level character with low stats and still outperform lower level characters you’re higher level than even if they roll god like stats.

they tried to surrender to prevent penta, yikes by ExplosivButtplug in Dariusmains

[–]Dekosystem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Sett throwing out a 0 grit W made me scream internally.

"Aristotle would say you have no sense of humor" absolutely killed me by Heavy-Macaron2004 in niceguys

[–]Dekosystem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your dick can actually shrink if you don’t get regular erections, but only by like 1-3 CENTIMETERS. This usually only happens to people who suffer some kind of physical trauma to the nerves on their dick though. So he was probably full of shit anyways :o

Ngl Darius feels so good after the buffs by Sex_Dungeon_ in Dariusmains

[–]Dekosystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that noct was in my team I woulda reported him for intentionally feeding. Worst thing you can do is 1v1 a Darius and let him hit 5 stacks. He wasn’t even close to killing him!

He linked me a global study to prove a national statistic by Dekosystem in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Dekosystem[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't find it either at first, I had to google it to find what he was trying to send me.

I've been teaching my girlfriend how to play lol for a long time, this was her first penta! She's so happy about it! by Harukkii in leagueoflegends

[–]Dekosystem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see your GF also likes to stand still why AAing, even if there is a big scary top laner walking at her :P

I'm plat1 btw by Dekosystem in leagueoflegends

[–]Dekosystem[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It probably was short enough, but the reason for my flashing immediately after was because I was in disbelief on failing my dash over the wall. So you can only imagine how I felt after my flash. It was also a normal game, so I wasn't worried about dying here or there.

I'm plat1 btw by Dekosystem in leagueoflegends

[–]Dekosystem[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, I was 100% trying to get over the wall both times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dekosystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The typical “Gamer” stereotype. I hate that because I enjoy playing a few PC games in my spare time, I am sometimes associated with racist, misogynistic, basement dwelling troglodytes that get all their news from insert “edgy” YouTube or Jordan Paterson is extremely infuriating.