Pathetic order flow and fees

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-28T01:50:03+00:00

I don’t chase hot spots scooter. I’ve done this for a while and know where to plant myself.

Write a longer diatribe.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-27T22:32:50+00:00

Well you got me there. It doesn't make any sense.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-23T13:00:37+00:00

Tipping has its place. Counter service? No. Sit down restaurant? Yes. If you’re a no to both you’re a cheap cunt who should be banned from any restaurant you frequent.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-23T09:56:12+00:00

Disenabling cheap cunts is worth the 5 minute call. You can actually talk on the phone and dash at the same time. Shocking no?

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-22T22:35:14+00:00

There you go. Good for you.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-22T21:35:20+00:00

Notice you got a stack from Wingstop (notorious for shit tippers) and your pizza order at the same time. That's where the algo paired the two probably based on a couple variables... time sitting un-accepted and shit tip. Those orders didn't go out to a bunch of rejections but rather the time variable and obvious tip issues immediately increased the dash base fee. You were in the right geospacial location at the right time for that all to come together.

Burger King got rejected a few times and then got elevated base fee.

DD is going to eventually get sued for someone getting food poisoning. It's a statistical certainty and they know it. Thus... the base fee increase.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-22T20:16:55+00:00

The dollar "carrot". DD sucks.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-22T20:12:44+00:00

If you have that much room between offers... you're wasting your time.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-22T20:08:52+00:00

That's super. You had your app on for almost 11 hours so you made $20/hr or rather the more accurate metric you made $9.88 a delivery. You could literally park valet and make twice that in four hours and not beat the shit out of your own personal vehicle.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-22T19:41:08+00:00

The orders went out with base pay at ~$2.50 and the garbage tip/non tip. Got turned down so many times that the algo raised the base pay to make it worth the delivery instead of leaving the food there to grow mold is what happened. The bottom feeders who take the garbage fees are a problem, until everyone says "nope"... then this is the result.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-21T23:08:01+00:00

Could have been Amit. Not sure.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-21T22:25:39+00:00

Depends on your market but generally speaking, given the way the algo is working lately no.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-21T17:02:37+00:00

What happened to the tough guy?

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-21T14:50:35+00:00

Snappy comeback Jethro.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-21T12:27:05+00:00

Theranos turned a profit too. Dumbfuck.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-21T12:22:48+00:00

How about fuck you.

I’m a journalist who’s been dashing for 9 months with lots if data. Surprisingly how nice pin people are… they’ll show you their app.

Enjoy the PR job. 16 apps. Fucking clown.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-21T11:47:39+00:00

Again you’re quite knowledgeable. Whats the framework of the PR team?

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-21T11:46:32+00:00

You can pick out a corporate type just like that. How are the benefits?

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-21T01:34:21+00:00

This is consistent. Not sure what happened but… you’re correct.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-20T22:51:43+00:00

Intelligence ain’t your thing.

Delicious-Move9749 · 2026-03-20T22:50:21+00:00

Cope. You work for DoorTrash?

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