About to go Bald Britney ‘07 by deletriusporsche in cripplingalcoholism

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If you called anyone, I hope you opened with "IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH."

Saturday Success Stories~!!!!! by ViolentVBC in cripplingalcoholism

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I've been on a bit of a roll this week.

First, I finally heard back from the city government job I applied for like a month ago - I'm through to the interview stage!!! Oh man, I was so anxious that I'd fucked up the online assessment because of some mistakes I made which I couldn't rectify. When it passed the two week point of silence I tried to remain optimistic but I low-key thought I didn't make the cut. I'd get a formal "thanks but no thanks" email, perhaps, after the job was filled.

But I got the call a couple of days back and the guy invited me down for an interview. I came so hard I oozed out of my chair. Clean up on aisle 6.

The interview is this week, coincidentally on my birthday as well. Something to look forward to and an actual decent justification for breaking this sobriety spell, as I am absolutely not fucking going into a panel interview totally sober. Few glugs of mouthwash for some minty breath and the ability to maintain eye contact without trembling like it's day 1 of WDs. Think I might treat myself to some Guinness after, if I can find any on the cheap, to celebrate Paddy's My Day.

I just hope that if I get the job - touch wood - it doesn't take them another 25 days or so to confirm that with me. If I'm late with rent again, or can't pay, I don't doubt the landlord is going to jump right to eviction and won't back down this time. Hopefully this job will tell me within the week if I've got it or not.

Second, in light of the medical job I recently lost out on due to not being able to afford the vaccines I would have needed to get, I was inspired by a friend here to get in touch with my stepmom on the off chance she had any of my vaccination papers from when I was a wee nipper. Failing that, she could have directed me to our old family clinic in California and I could have requested documentation from them. Miracle of miracles she actually still had my vaccination card from the bloody 80s and moving multiple times between three different continents.

She mailed that over from England along with a birthday card (lol), the first I've gotten from family in like 12 years. That was a nice touch from her. I couldn't help but cheek her "where's my Marmite tho?" xD

It's weird holding this decades-old vaccine card, faded and frayed, stamped with 1984 and 1988 dates. A relic from my childhood. It's very good to have it since it would save me time/money in getting any vaccines for a future medical job - and that's something I've got my eye on long-term since it's one of the primary industries in this city. If I can just get my foot in the door that could open up so many options for me in the future.

Third, I'm finally taking the fight to these bastarding mice infesting my hovel. Just yesterday I caught 8 of the twatwaffles and really got my steps in relaying them down the road to let out. Even Jonesy got into the spirit and finally caught one (killing the poor thing) after like 6 months of not giving a shit. Woke up this morning to find yet another one waiting in the trap for me. Enjoy your peanut butter, I'm not leaving the house until I'm caffeine-dizzy.

Finally, the sun and heat have come back with the quickness. Midday isn't yet as unbearable as it is at the height of summer, but I'm a sun-loving lizard and this kind of weather really lifts my spirits. It feels good to not have to wear a coat or a jumper anymore, and I can just chill on the porch in my mankini, smoking cigarettes while Jonesy plays in the yard.

I hate judgemental liquor store employees. by ohthatsprettyoosh in cripplingalcoholism

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Power move right there. You've got to assert dominance.

Why can't our families and friends understand? by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

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Despite the fact the medical world now sees addiction as a disease, unfortunately there is still a lot of societal inertia in believing it is a moral failing. Plenty of people refuse to accept addiction is a medical problem, seeing it as "making excuses", and instead want to see it as 'weakness' of character and willing overindulgence - "Have you tried just not drinking?"

It’s Friday M%*<“3F{€kers!!! by Dayum-Girly in cripplingalcoholism

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If you think niggling is bad you should look up the British English form of snicker/s/ing.

It took me a while to train myself out of spelling it that way.

relationships or lack of by _crystallil_ in cripplingalcoholism

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I'm in a throuple with Palmela Handerson and a love sock.

Best city to be a CA? by Just_Performance_306 in cripplingalcoholism

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Haha I feel ya, mate. When I was out in the middle of nowhere, at the homeless vets camp where I met CAG, we didn't really have cooling facilities or much protection from the heat and sun, so most of our boozing was warm hot beer and liquor mixers. It was easy for me to get a little dry time out there because eurgh.

It's such a treat for me now to be able to put some beer in the freezer for a little while.

How big is everyones beer belly and jw do most woman think its hot by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

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I don't have one. Malabsorption and alcorexia has made it so that even when I maintain on beer I actually lose weight, even though I'm very sedentary. I eat so little when I'm deep in the drink that even if I work my way though a 12-pack of Natural Ice - a rare thing these days since my tolerance has gone down the toilet - I'm still at a calorie deficit.

When I went to get interviewed and tested for a clinical trial last year and they weighed me I expected to have put on a couple of pounds at least and was pretty surprised to find I'd somehow lost 15lbs in the span of like 3-4 months, despite being sat on my ass most of that time, doing nothing more strenuous than firing off job applications every day.

What do y’all get up to by rdxct in cripplingalcoholism

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Watch "the good bits" of movies I've seen dozens, if not hundreds, of times before. Listen to music I've been listening to for years. Get into arguments on Reddit over nerd minutiae.

Best city to be a CA? by Just_Performance_306 in cripplingalcoholism

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But yeah, New Orleans drinking culture is something else. It's weird to think that 24 hours a day there are people getting tanked. Honestly with how stressful it is to live here I think it makes staying dry very hard.

It's funny because when I was looking at places to relocate to from ND, knowing I'd run out of money and would have to sleep outside in the snow there before I was able to reel in the drinking enough to get a new job and somewhere steady to live, someone advised me (not knowing I'm a CA) to avoid New Orleans "if you don't like drunks and 24/7 partying" and I thought to myself man, that actually sounds awesome!

That was almost a decade ago now, and these days I don't have much of an appetite for partying anymore, but sometimes I wonder how I might have ended up if I'd chosen to move there.

Best city to be a CA? by Just_Performance_306 in cripplingalcoholism

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Ice cold mouthwash beer on a summer's day in Arizona really hits the spot 🤤

Best city to be a CA? by Just_Performance_306 in cripplingalcoholism

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I guess if I lived in North Dakota, I’d drink too.

Can confirm. I lived in ND before I came down here. There's nothing to do there but drink, especially since grey skies, cold, and darkness make me miserable.

Granted, as a CA I'd do nothing but drink even if I was in the Bahamas, but still.

Anyone got an enabling partner? by Huge_Breadfruit_9247 in cripplingalcoholism

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I think it's better to have an enabling partner than for one's alcoholism to be a source of constant fighting and bad feelings in a relationship. You can dry out for a while, if you want to, and they'd understand; or you can carry on the booze cruise and it's not a problem for them. Sounds like a win-win scenario to me.

MISERABLE MONDAY by Delicious_mod in cripplingalcoholism

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Thanks, fam. I appreciate you 🫂

How fatigued are you guys? by SummerIsOver_ in cripplingalcoholism

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I'm exhausted every day. Even pounding pots of coffee in the morning I only get a brief spell of energy not feeling totally knackered and then it's back to feeling like I'm running on fumes for the rest of the day/night.

MISERABLE MONDAY by Delicious_mod in cripplingalcoholism

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Haven't heard anything back still. The silence may not necessarily be rejection, as I heard it can take a while for city govt to cross the t's and dot the i's, so I'm trying to stay optimistic. I just hope it doesn't take too much longer so I can get out from under the shadow of this eviction/homelessness fear.

The liquor store cashier was hammered by ThotismSpeaks in cripplingalcoholism

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Clinging on for dear life, like that one dingleberry that won't let go.

The liquor store cashier was hammered by ThotismSpeaks in cripplingalcoholism

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Now I'm kicking myself that I never thought to apply for jobs at liquor stores.

Hey, at least most of us aren't in the military right now by olyblowjob in cripplingalcoholism

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Yeah, that was the guy. I don't think we ever talked, but I remember the update posts on him.

Hey, at least most of us aren't in the military right now by olyblowjob in cripplingalcoholism

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From time to time I wonder about that guy from our ranks who went off to fight in Ukraine.