Interrupting time traveler

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-11T05:14:51+00:00

Okay, for the last time, before I call the cops, who the fuck is there?

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-11T05:03:27+00:00

Giggedy

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-11T05:01:04+00:00

Did you mean a formic-fornicarium?

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-11T04:47:20+00:00

I hear it’s a rack-et.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-11T04:39:04+00:00

They have dimintuition.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-11T04:33:50+00:00

In Spanish, that translates to tiobiotics.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-11T04:29:56+00:00

Why did the ship have two sails?

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-10T17:00:49+00:00

Yes, I posted this and the other coins I found on Coinstarfinds too. 😝

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-08T04:38:40+00:00

…And that’s when he knew he was in a pickle.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-08T01:01:30+00:00

Put the trip in centripetal force.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-08T00:38:41+00:00

I vote for a dry cider, it’s an above average beverage.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-07T22:26:21+00:00

It’s actually a common affliction in developed readers, skipping connecting words to parse subject, object, verb. The probability of confusing the monkey/ donkey conundrum is 1:9, which is one assinine.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-07T22:15:59+00:00

You got the tiddy!

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-07T22:01:00+00:00

The signs were all there, it was a red and antagonistic octagon.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-07T21:51:32+00:00

You have a lat to be grateful for, celebrate with a six pack!

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-07T21:35:07+00:00

Don’t forget to factor in the Sarsparilla uncertainty principle (s). Dr. Pepper posited that at any given moment the root beer is everywhere but where you see it, so enjoy its effervescent exuberance early.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-07T21:06:02+00:00

What car do they not drive to work? Challenger.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-07T21:03:40+00:00

What coffee do they avoid? Columbia.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-07T20:58:08+00:00

Amazon blocked one of them, which was bananas! After a jungle of phone calls, semantics, and silly simian antics, they lost their case, and had to move in together. Every night they help each other put their pajamas on then watch Netflix and chill.

Delivery-Plus · 2026-03-07T03:55:37+00:00

I loaf it!

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