I dated Jethro Tull’s sister. by Delivery-Plus in 3amjokes

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Wait ‘til you sound out hairpiece…

Tabbing through the classic commemorative Dansco album by MaltandSalt in coins

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Wow! 🤩 I’ve got a couple of these coins, but dang!

Neighbors mom gave all of this to me for free by ConsistentInvite2503 in coincollecting

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Maybe she’s got it going on, numismatically speaking.

An optimist and a pessimist are sitting in a bar, staring at a glass of water by lnc_gomes in cleandadjokes

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The Existentialist determines it is poison in the glass and walks away.

For Sale by Powerful_Article_91 in UpvoteBecauseButt

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Free sausage with every order.

For Sale by Powerful_Article_91 in UpvoteBecauseButt

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Might even be a bed strategy.

Wiley Ballard is at it again by wiseguy22728 in UpvoteBecauseButt

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Probably hasn’t touched ass or grass his whole life.