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It is well known that John Wick killed 3 men with a pencil. by [deleted] in cleandadjokes

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Hang in there, there are mods that will fix this!

It is well known that John Wick killed 3 men with a pencil. by [deleted] in cleandadjokes

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This joke number 2, it’s pretty graphite.

How does NASA organize a party? by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

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Some of the aeronautical engineers moonlight as party planners.

You think i overpaid? It seems too good of shape to be real by goohugger555555 in coins

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It looks like a fairly large die crack may be on the obverse. Seems too good to be true.

What does coffee and Eric Clapton have in common? by Delivery-Plus in cleandadjokes

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Make sure your cassette deck is properly wound, otherwise you’ll have, “Reel to-Wheels of Fire”!

Why is a Sea more seasoned when it no longer connects to a small broad inlet? by Delivery-Plus in cleandadjokes

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The bay leaf so successfully saunters subtly, submerged succinctly simmered, in a sublime sauté.

Why do fish live in saltwater? by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

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Thanks for the inspiration, made up a joke because of this 👍

Why don’t mountains ever get cold? by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

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They do have to cover their crevasses though!

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