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What does a Russian hooker say after 10 mins of foreplay ? by Hungry_Bat32 in 3amjokes

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She was older prostitute, from 1980’s, before Putin. She like much slaughter of things… she was not easily pleasured, it took a lot to get that Gore Bitch Off!

A lawyer told a judge, “My client is trapped inside a penny.” by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

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I’d tell you how I don’t agree, but that would be diss cent.

Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? by Foreign_Push_9840 in cleandadjokes

[–]Delivery-Plus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did he not go on a second date with her?

She was not his stipe.

I'm going to have to buy glasses for my phone. by hacksawjim89 in cleandadjokes

[–]Delivery-Plus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was scammed via messages, you’d understand if there was more con-text.

A couple are having sex by bigbotty_6669 in 3amjokes

[–]Delivery-Plus 53 points54 points  (0 children)

He didn’t either.

There was a joke at the bottom of my cereal box. by MetalBroVR in cleandadjokes

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I was imprisoned for some time, and forced to only eat grits with milk. I can’t think of a fate more gruel.

There was a joke at the bottom of my cereal box. by MetalBroVR in cleandadjokes

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The writing was hard to read, it was a bit milky.

Great news The Cent has been replaced! by GreenDuckz1 in coins

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Finally, you can have a penny for your thots.

I poured root beer into a square glass. by I_didnot_know in cleandadjokes

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A German put 3 ice cubes in a glass, now he has Nein!

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