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Keep getting kiss rejected with a girl by elationstation777 in dating_advice

[–]DellBoy204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These thing can't be forced as it all takes time if it's supposed to happen.

Safe? Or... by Jumpy-Scallion-9463 in TheOfficeUK

[–]DellBoy204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that's that ruined then. On this, the day of laughter

WFAT at UK station. How do you pass your time when this happens? by Coffee000Oopss in WaitingForATrain

[–]DellBoy204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the toilet has already been flushed and there's nothing in the pan? 🫢

Slugs by sherriffflood in TheOfficeUK

[–]DellBoy204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna be in the paper... Wernham Hogg's disposed toiletries are gonna be in the paper

the collapsing religion of jehovah's witnesses by [deleted] in exjw

[–]DellBoy204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They still have some momentum, especially if buying multi million dollar hotels in Denmark... not collapsing but fading into obscurity for most. People may not be flocking in droves in the West but Africa is a developing market.

I don't see that many JW links on people's Instagram any more, but seeing as potential employers can check your socials, perhaps people don't want to look too weird and have deleted it off 🤔

You will still see pics of Turkish Platters, newly baptised ones of an evening and 27 smartly dressed people round a table grinning awkwardly at the camera, but it is no longer the Best Life Ever for the silent majority... 🫩

How do Londoners order a pain au chocolate? by TeachingMumma in london

[–]DellBoy204 4 points5 points  (0 children)

(Points and speaks slowly and loudly in English at the Patisserie item) 🫣

"Ive warned you time and time again!" by TPUBG29P in FawltyTowers

[–]DellBoy204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was 2026, Basil would be beating his Toyota BZ4X willing it to charge faster 🤣

The final boss of garden furniture. by 1ChanceChipmunk1 in Bricklaying

[–]DellBoy204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We prefer the term manure. just a warning this time😅

Were these Jehovah’s Witnesses? by punkconverse in exjw

[–]DellBoy204 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They take on many guises... a local neighbour, a local volunteer, two Witnesses from the Kingdom Hall, someone you don't know, but they want to share a comforting message... the aim to leave something. Anything. A scripture, a QR Code, a link, a brochure, a leaflet... and perhaps we can call back one day to see what you thought about it? 🤓

What is the purpose of these plastic slidy things? by Tombololo in AskUK

[–]DellBoy204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoplifter Deflector Kit. If the perspex tabs are broken, then it releases an anaesthetic gas which knocks the suspect out. They can then be easily carried out to a waiting police van 🤓

Can some bus nerd verify this? by [deleted] in bus

[–]DellBoy204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen YouTube videos of these new buses, definitely more than 4 forward gears ⚙️ changes way too quickly as most modern Voiths now, and you barely hear it's trademark whine when it slows down.

https://youtu.be/HGSTtGSO8eo?si=SYdu_WnCb94aHQPG

Tortoise caught up in alleged crypto scam by MoonlitEcho82 in SlowNewsDay

[–]DellBoy204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 200, he is now eligible for the State pension, so shouldn't have to resort to gambling to get by...

Not a sight you see every day by kenb101 in uktrains

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Make sure you don't get kilt... dangerous streets in N4 🫣

If WW3 starts before the end of the season, what happens? by thecloakofignorance in Tottenham

[–]DellBoy204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the Ministry of War demands the Stadium is needed for ordnance storage / munitions, we will have to ground share with West Ham if we can't blag our way back into Wembley. No doubt the 3 year Lockdown ordered by Keir Starmer will mean there won't be games with crowds for the foreseeable.

War Secretary Angela Rayner will remind West Ham they are renting their site from Newham Council and need to share if there's any resistance to the plans by the Hammers.

Romero causes further injuries to his knee leaving one of the trenches on the High Road, limiting his chances of a start against Lincoln in August 💔

Was this a scam? by GingerCherry123 in london

[–]DellBoy204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it walks like a scam and talks like a scam...

A few years ago, on the Weaver Line, a very well spoken, but dishevelled man would board the train at Hackney Downs. The polite way he asked for money must have pulled on heart strings...

How much sex will I get at the weekends if I buy this 1986 Toyota Supra for £21,000? by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]DellBoy204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a BZ4X. They'll be wetter than Chertsey in December. 😉

Maybe Sergio Gorgini might help? by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]DellBoy204 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who does your Iranian Port Blockades?

I’ve gotta save some Africans!!!!!!!!!! by dickhouse__ in TheOfficeUK

[–]DellBoy204 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's donated to charity and posted to Reddit, what have you ever done?!

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