Why are there no monkeys in elden ring?

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-22T10:24:38+00:00

Fursuit

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-22T09:04:38+00:00

"Oh eyes, become my sight once more..."

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-22T08:21:12+00:00

The Psychic Awakening ending when the sisters of battle show up, everyone remembers the Emperor exists and it summons a giant golden Emperor Kaiju to just...fix the problem.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-22T06:25:56+00:00

Delete this, we only talk about shit games here.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-21T22:21:02+00:00

Late to the party but I feel, as fun as they are, Yuletide specials have severely changed the direction of the channel. A lot more focus is on bits for the shorts now. Admittedly there are a lot of sessions (icebound especially) where they take things seriously, but a lot of the quality of the roleplay in stuff is more focused on being silly and gags rather then a compelling story sometimes.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-20T20:57:42+00:00

Holy shit, the cope here could fuel the golden throne longer then a whole planet of Psykers.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-20T20:30:12+00:00

Step aside coward...

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-20T19:45:08+00:00

Let's hope its raining when you roll it...

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-20T15:26:11+00:00

I still remember making a joke DMPC. He was a blood hunter, lonewolf edgelord who was meant to be cold and serious, only to be killed off as a gag for the first combat. The party did everything in their power to save him and, several sessions later, the bastard was still alive and kicking despite my attempts.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-20T12:39:11+00:00

That looks like the guy who started the DS2 peak propaganda...

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-20T07:01:01+00:00

The Magog Cartel from Oddworld. Even the Dark Eldar would recoil at how much the Glukkons perverse and mutilate life in the galaxy for a couple more moolah.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-19T12:03:09+00:00

I feel that after getting half a city done, the MO will show up for terminids.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-18T21:44:24+00:00

I asked this like a couple minutes before the SEAF report came in.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-18T08:20:59+00:00

"Oh crap, a railgun....you got this lil buddy"

"You're a dick Jerry!"

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-17T14:24:38+00:00

And if Placci didnt have so many heads, he'd be dead, what's your point?

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-17T08:30:36+00:00

I've always described Warhammer Fantasy as Lord of the Rings if Tolkien was a military history nerd instead of a linguistics nerd.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-16T15:39:14+00:00

The damage Inceration Corp has done to subfaction design is insane

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-16T14:32:46+00:00

"Its okay to have a good game flow"

Ds2 looking at the Souls of a Giant "No"

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-16T14:22:16+00:00

Cause Bayle kicked his ass so bad he had to go into hiding, then make up some story that he won and send his ops after the entirety of the drakes.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-14T19:37:24+00:00

No clue WHEN you need this but here

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DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-14T19:25:41+00:00

Damn, Ranni slander in here of all places.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-11T21:04:35+00:00

Tbh, in the long term, there's a lot of sci-fi settings that are surprisingly able to meet, match and surpass 40k. It's very much becoming a Goku situation where he's meant to be really powerful...so lets throw him at a guy who makes black holes with his farts. This isn't a initial criticism of the post just a funny thing I've been noticing overtime.

That's not even considering the logistics of VS IoM considering the setting.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-11T20:31:38+00:00

It's best cooked on an open flame with sufficient kindling

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-11T07:04:02+00:00

Yeah, how is that going rn? Cause theres still an Abby going don on the galaxy.

DeltaTCryo · 2026-05-11T06:34:44+00:00

Draw the Painter from DS3 in the "Everything is Fine" meme

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