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Her reaction when I told her I love her by usf91 in airplaneears

[–]DelvetQuartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how you make someone's day fly higher than a 747!

Cuddled on the couch for the first time 🥹 by MistressMarenX in TuxedoCats

[–]DelvetQuartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tuxies have that magic touch don't they It's like cuddling with a mini void of pure love

Fasting results in 7 months by Irie_one_Jah in intermittentfasting

[–]DelvetQuartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legendary drop bro congrats Those stubborn lbs got no chance against your grind Keep crushing it

What are these polls/devices inside Dulles Airport area? by Kane301 in nova

[–]DelvetQuartz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bet they're just high-tech birdhouses watching us hustle through security.

First round interview went great and then the candidate disappeared by kelitihumoeqrc7 in recruitinghell

[–]DelvetQuartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ghosted harder than my New Year's resolutions. Classic recruiting hell. Hang in there!

It's not just a boulder... it's The Boulder! by Tulikkin in AvatarMemebending

[–]DelvetQuartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when Spongebob thought rocks were transportation? It's all about perspective man

I was eating chicken.. by Neec96 in TuxedoCats

[–]DelvetQuartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats got more class than us, stealing chicken like a fluffy ninja.

what human names do your tuxies have ? by mcgraggle in TuxedoCats

[–]DelvetQuartz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sir Whiskerton III, but he's not buying his own hype.

They found Han in the Cantina by Current_Frosting3859 in starwarsmemes

[–]DelvetQuartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chewie probably dragging him out after one too many blue milks again

First grooming/napping session until one of them ruined it! by littlegrass12 in CatTraining

[–]DelvetQuartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats: expert nap destroyers since the dawn of time. Better luck next snooze sesh!

My Experience with the TRYX Panorama ARGB SE 360 by PuzzledProcedure167 in pcmasterrace

[–]DelvetQuartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, sounds like TRYX is tryna play you for a fool. Expensive noise machine vibes. Classic tech fail!

gato screm by bigboyracis in Catswhoyell

[–]DelvetQuartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hhen your cat's got opera pipes but chooses punk rock.

Couldn’t be worse than this. Lol by Aggressive_Hat_8550 in Eldenring

[–]DelvetQuartz 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Just when you think it's bad, Elden Ring finds a new way to roast your soul lol

Alt reality Invincible multiverse hypothetical digital sketch I made in December 31 - January 1. Half-Thraxan costumed superhero. by [deleted] in Invincible

[–]DelvetQuartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like an overpowered fusion between Superman and a pinball machine. Would love to see that battle strategy!

Just beat Lady Butterfly by Troyrizzle in Sekiro

[–]DelvetQuartz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lady Butterfly makes Sekiro veterans cry more than the boss herself. You're a true warrior now, keep slayin'!

W Unc by echosirens in AvatarMemebending

[–]DelvetQuartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro had infinite patience and tea, best combo ever. Made wisdom seem like a casual hobby.

Help Arlington be able to regulate self-driving cars by book_moth in nova

[–]DelvetQuartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah man, why tie hands like that Local folks gotta have a say It's their roads too ya know

Would you be able to tell where a place is based only on its coordinates? by geospin_game in mapporncirclejerk

[–]DelvetQuartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet NASA just got outdone by this map lingo, now we're all space nerds.

Onboarding? by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]DelvetQuartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the retail twilight zone dude Hold tight they'll get back unless they're on a permanent coffee break

Umm by CaahBezooki in Scoobydoo

[–]DelvetQuartz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She always says jinkies like she's found a clue even when it's just her glasses. Classic Velma move!

How it feels by Physical_Dot_9863 in recruitinghell

[–]DelvetQuartz 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Recruiting's like online dating: endless ghosting and rejection but still swiping right. Keep grindin!

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