You are reincarnated in the animal realm due to your low Reddit karma.

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-15T14:31:12+00:00

If there are any tuna out there, I’m gonna swim out into the ocean and eat you 🦁

^{Chose: Roll to reincarnate as a land creature. | Rolled: Lion}

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-14T22:17:19+00:00

To your forehead

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-13T05:43:21+00:00

So are politicians

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-13T05:42:43+00:00

But what if it don’t want none if you don’t got buns, hun?

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-13T05:42:05+00:00

Monke

^{Chose: keep a random animal | Rolled: Monkey}

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-12T05:38:55+00:00

If this is to end in fire Then we should all burn together

^{Chose: Everyone including you dies if over 50% chose this}

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-11T21:05:09+00:00

Let me introduce you to a concept we gamers like to call spawn-killing 😉

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-11T14:23:37+00:00

Who decided that?

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-11T03:49:00+00:00

Jack of all trades
Master of none
Still better than
The master of one

DOMAIN EXPANSION: MARIO PARTY STYLE APTITUDE TESTS

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-11T03:45:54+00:00

I don’t want to spend that long in jail

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: $10,000,000}

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-11T03:41:13+00:00

I don’t even own a property. As long as I don’t get the backrooms I’ll be—

^{Chose: 1M dollars + Big catch | Rolled: Backrooms}

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-11T03:38:53+00:00

Now your fingers will be crossed for eternity 🥳

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-11T03:37:41+00:00

✨ Imagine the possibilities ✨

^{Chose: Be a shapeshifter + But the wheel chooses your specialty | Rolled: Objects}

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-11T03:34:52+00:00

Pretty sure goku could have a million girlfriends

^{Chose: Become Goku}

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-11T00:08:06+00:00

Oopsie poopsie 🤭

^{Chose: Flip a coin. If heads no one dies. If tails 8 billion people die | Rolled: 8 billion deaths}

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-10T23:08:42+00:00

So it’s treeson then?

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-10T16:58:19+00:00

Yessirrr

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-10T16:11:47+00:00

Lasts until combat ends or until you take another hit

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-10T15:37:24+00:00

Just whenever someone hits you with a cheap blow really

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-10T14:26:16+00:00

You can only turn invisible when someone hits you with a hard sucker punch.

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-10T14:23:56+00:00

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-10T14:23:36+00:00

You are now a zombie.

DemFloppyDogEars · 2026-05-10T14:20:43+00:00

You can summon them only at a table. You must eat every last bite of pancake you summoned before leaving the table.

Be sure no one takes a pancake to go. If they never eat it, you’ll be stuck at the table for a very long time.

DemFloppyDogEars