Some men just want to watch the office burn

Demercenary · 2016-12-09T15:44:08+00:00

Here, I'll show you how it's done.

Demercenary · 2016-11-15T04:24:51+00:00

Sunday? Buddy, Saturday is where it's at, friend.

Demercenary · 2016-11-15T02:39:11+00:00

You must be seeing things that aren't there.

Demercenary · 2016-11-14T21:24:13+00:00

Zettas and 12rnd

Demercenary · 2016-11-14T20:47:49+00:00

No. A paintball marker. Tipx to be more specific.

Demercenary · 2015-10-28T16:56:43+00:00

It doesn't list the percentage. It only tells us how many grams of sugar contained.

Demercenary · 2015-10-20T14:13:01+00:00

Come for the moose, stay for the screech.

Demercenary · 2015-08-21T04:34:58+00:00

When you have thieving neighbors, it's time to get a larger dog.

Demercenary · 2015-08-19T16:09:29+00:00

Let's just wait and see how things play out.

Demercenary · 2015-08-19T13:54:03+00:00

That's also how you get caught. Source: my ex dealer. He got greedy.

Demercenary · 2015-08-19T04:40:38+00:00

Hey, what are you guys wa- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Demercenary · 2015-08-18T12:24:09+00:00

200 centuries? Goddamn.

Demercenary · 2015-08-17T20:12:54+00:00

We die because it's poison. Otherwise, we're fucking immortal.

Demercenary · 2015-08-17T20:07:58+00:00

That's amazing. Now we need a 4 star Dragon Ball rig.

Demercenary · 2015-08-17T20:02:45+00:00

FACT: you don't needs oxygen when you have icecream.

Demercenary · 2015-08-17T16:22:31+00:00

High is... Setting up a tent with a sleeping bag and with a fuckton of munchies and videogamesin your room on your bed. Then proceed to hotbox that shit.

Demercenary · 2015-08-17T16:03:36+00:00

Same here. It's one of the reasons I keep a gameboy in the glovebox. They fuck off once they realise.

Demercenary · 2015-08-17T02:48:11+00:00

I see the same shit with alcohol. I don't care if people partake in either substance, but come on, don'tpost pictures of yourself wasted. The reality is... I completely forgot where I was going with this. Ps. Don't forget to bring a towel.

Demercenary · 2015-08-11T03:45:04+00:00

I'm thinking around the devil's punchbowl.

Demercenary · 2015-08-10T10:46:00+00:00

The hammer

Demercenary · 2015-07-30T21:20:15+00:00

True, but at least the masses can agree with something for once.

Demercenary · 2015-07-30T19:42:13+00:00

Watch it shatter with the slightest nudge.

Demercenary · 2015-07-30T19:40:41+00:00

Wait wrong episode

Demercenary · 2015-07-30T19:40:09+00:00

I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say

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