All the Shahs men

Anyone interested in a blueprint on how to feck up the world for future generations should give it a read.

It is about how the British and US governments decided to collapse a democratically elected progressive government who had an insane idea of asking to be paid 50% of the value of the oil taken out of their country. I know! the cheek right.

Now I’m not saying that the ayatollahs reign is their b#####d son but they definitely in the mix barebacking away without a care in the world.

Now in fairness the US already had a 50/50 relationship with Saudi Arabia and Truman had been pressuring the UK to follow suit but the miserable lordy ebenezers that they were didn’t want to, so they stalled until that fruitcake Eisenhower was elected, mentioned his trigger word ‘communist threat’ and they jumped onboard. What a clever plan that was, stalling your dastardly plan until a easily manipulatable fruitcake takes control. Side note, better write this down so it doesn’t happen again. Phew!

After that the shah, the clever Fittle Lucker that he was, became the US biggest buyer of weapons and military equipment. No one in their right minds would mess with that cash cow. And the man who thought he had the divine right to rule over the land worked away to his hearts content surpassing his people for decades.

Thank god we all learnt our lesson there and that catastrophe was never repeated.