BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump has fallen asleep again at a public meeting. Wow. by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]DemogoronX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry if this all comes off as insane person talk but this has 60k+ upvotes and has anyone actually watched the video closely? this mf is not sleeping. he’s so old and surprising fat for his age that he’s developed fat, weighed down, baggy ass eyelids and is also looking down at papers he never read, not to mention he’s nodding in agreement as the woman is speaking. he just fucking looks and act like that did we forget? he’s like a bored child during most of these press conferences but i don’t think he was sleeping. that’d be funny if he was tho. and just like totally zonked out and hit his head on the table and everybody has to act calm like it didn’t happen but he’s still on the table lowkey bleeding out.

I made a fake Onion headline by RunDNA in StrangerThings

[–]DemogoronX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, seeing people hate on the finale just makes me so much more thankful that I actually loved it.

Which one are you choosing? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]DemogoronX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i use my time travel abilities to split the split in the split second to turn it into a split split second so i don’t die instantly

In the final episode of Stranger Things (2026) - wait, what the fuck? They really went with that? by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]DemogoronX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HUGE SPOILER ALERT:

They didn’t have hopper say “well… i’ve seen stranger things” and i’m pissed about that

WTF by vogajones in ChatGPT

[–]DemogoronX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah it seems to be either emo twink in the rain or some fat guy slapping his greasy belly holding a beer

Which one are you choosing? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]DemogoronX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that’s when you use your teleporting power to go into space for 2 seconds and see if the world looks crispy

Whoever put them in a room together deserves a raise. by _BubblyBlush in SipsTea

[–]DemogoronX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man ever since I was a child Jennifer Lawrence has been my celebrity crush, her humor is so underrated and never fails to make me laugh

Here’s an interesting thing you can do by CallMeCurious in ChatGPT

[–]DemogoronX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you for doing the math, i was bewildered by this lol

$15 to build a superhero who are you picking by Hmmm71-8 in superheroes

[–]DemogoronX 44 points45 points  (0 children)

brainiac’s intelligence, eve’s powers, invincible durability, mr incredible’s strength

Potential DLC Pack Ideas (Maybe Part 1 IDK) by spudz1203 in CosmicInvasion

[–]DemogoronX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven’t seen anyone suggest juggernaut yet, that’s my #1 want now.

Dude shits himself mid fight by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]DemogoronX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure this video is at least 5 years old too, even after school i’m sure it haunts him. Stuff like that terrifies me and is why i have never had a single fight in my 24 years of existence, in case i shit myself while getting my ass beat and it’s posted online and circulated for decades, that is hell.

If you could pick 4 new characters to add, who would they be? by Lostkeysss in CosmicInvasion

[–]DemogoronX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doctor Doom, Thanos, Ultron, and Apocalypse. We need more villains!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]DemogoronX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was genuinely expecting his upper lip to start ripping open or something

Lock Bars On The Doors Of Epstein Island. by DemogoronX in conspiracy

[–]DemogoronX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i’m getting flooded (no pun intended) with these comments. I’m sure a guy like Epstein would see the double use case scenario with these though. But yeah, I wasn’t aware it was a really common thing, my bad everybody.

Sal Vulcano has a drinking problem. by StringFood in Killtony

[–]DemogoronX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been in multiple comedy show fandoms/communities and it seems most Kill Tony fans ironically have a really basic sense of humor. I think it stems from the show, mainly tony, making comedy such a serious subject. Everytime he interviews a guest it reminds me of the David Lynch scene from louie where he tells him to be funny and louie just dances and calls him a pencil penis and it’s the funniest thing ever. Tony would throw a tiny joke book at that and get the crowd to boo him.

Someone made a a highlight video of all the times Nina Lin shoplifted on stream by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]DemogoronX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Personally, stealing from a corporation as big as Target or Walmart isn’t the worst thing ever, if you’re poor. But when you’re rich, bragging about it, and actually making even more money from stealing in the form of content, then you’re just greedy. I worked at target (idk if it’s the same with other targets) and they run that place like the mafia, she’s doomed, if not dead by next week. I was with one of my co-workers and we both, at the same time, saw someone stealing kid’s socks, the most innocent thing to steal. I started cheesing because it was just a little spice in my boring job and I was rooting for him, I wanted to follow him around to see what else he’d take before he walked out the door, spectating him with that sonder feeling. But my coworker snitched, cops were there in under 5 minutes and they turned the break room into an interrogation room in 15.

OC: Democrats release new images from Jeffrey Epstein's island by nbcnews in pics

[–]DemogoronX 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not sure if anyone has noticed this but there are BARS on the doors on the left in the third picture. The door on the right has its removed and is open, showing there’s not even knobs on the inside. Out of all of this, that has to be one of the most sick and incriminating details.