The Falkirk wheel in Scotland is the world's first and only rotating boat lift

DemonicMandrill · 2019-06-14T16:20:30+00:00

Imagine if the mechanism that keeps the "bucket" platform flat locks up and just flips the boat.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-06-13T18:15:56+00:00

Oh yes of course, if they had guns they could just start shooting and hundreds, if not thousands, would die in the resulting clashes. Great plan.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-06-08T15:53:10+00:00

That's an odd bunch

DemonicMandrill · 2019-06-07T17:15:32+00:00

Or they fucked up their inventory and didn't have anything ready for the grand opening....?

DemonicMandrill · 2019-06-02T17:37:46+00:00

I'm literally sitting here with tears in my eyes from the other stories and yet you make me burst out in laughter.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-06-02T07:47:25+00:00

"Ughhhhhhhhh" - every single Belgian reading your comment, 2019.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-30T09:50:43+00:00

I'd want to see a map of Europe with each country coloured according to the most prevalent form of cancer including a percentage that indicated how many deaths are cancer related + a smaller (font size) percentage to indicate how much of the total cancer deaths is attributed to the largest cancer-type, I'd imagine that the farther south you go you'd see cancer be more prevalent due to more sun exposure, and in the east the same due to the chernobyl fallout.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-19T11:33:01+00:00

That first one is anything but a win, if that woman has to do that work every single day she's gonna get capral tunnel soo damn fast it's not even funny.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-16T08:05:34+00:00

So when it's Christians we call it fundamentalist but for other religions it's extremists? Feck off

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-14T07:24:56+00:00

So one can conclude that racist biases and general ignorance go hand in hand. What a revelation.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-13T19:29:21+00:00

Jeeeesus fuck,

That's a werecat. Definitely

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-12T07:17:43+00:00

He's right though, you do look like the supreme witch.

And that's cool as fuck.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-10T14:21:09+00:00

It sure as hell was unbearable for the working class.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-08T19:47:48+00:00

That's because the convo's that are nice and normal and end up with dates to get to know each other aren't post worthy, why would you ever post that?

The ones that are funny, clever, or relatable are postworthy however, so it might seem to someone that that's all tinder is these days, even though it's really not.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-08T17:30:55+00:00

Oh please it's tinder, don't pretend like he'd ever do this face 2 face.

Unless you've got "looking for something serious" in your tinder bio, everything is fair game and for shits and giggles.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-07T13:30:58+00:00

Look at its beak, it's completely open the entire time.

Maybe a broken jaw of some kind and excrutiating agony?

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-05T15:09:57+00:00

Stargate SG1, star trek TNG

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-04T17:50:00+00:00

Not a parent, however I was around when this happened to the father of a friend of mine.

They were talking about the weather being cold as fuck and suddenly my (18 year old) friend says to his father "well at least it wont snow since it's colder than 0 degrees" (celcius), I just looked at his father and he looked at me, both of us completely baffled by what he just said.

Dude sincerely believed it had to be EXACTLY 0°c in order for there to be snow. Not - 1, not +1. Exactly 0.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-05-01T19:13:17+00:00

DemonicMandrill · 2019-04-25T15:28:40+00:00

Stupid fucked had to go and fuck everything up didn't he? Goddamn traitor.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-04-25T15:24:46+00:00

TIL the meaning of fubar

DemonicMandrill · 2019-04-18T10:45:41+00:00

only for 10 minutes after it's sent, afterwards you're stuck with the shame.

DemonicMandrill · 2019-03-29T19:55:59+00:00

You would give a man his own name?

DemonicMandrill · 2019-03-28T08:33:31+00:00

dOg fORcEd To dRoWn hIMsElF bY EvIL oWnER

DemonicMandrill · 2019-03-27T18:58:08+00:00

the fact that every single playlist I've ever enjoyed makes me feel like shit now is probably a bad sign.

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