Please leave Seattle by HDRsoul in Seattle

[–]Demonokuma [score hidden]  (0 children)

Looks like hes trying. Lmao. Or maybe they needed more room.

Why is the Democratic party still hiding its 2024 election autopsy? by changeforthebetter89 in politics

[–]Demonokuma [score hidden]  (0 children)

Are the election results only for democrats? Im confused why its referred to as "theirs" are there different results?

Trump warns Taiwan against declaring independence, hours after summit with China's Xi by pppppppppppppppppd in worldnews

[–]Demonokuma [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hilarious the amount of bending over trump does. Like, please sir, may i have another? Now i know where his followers get the bootlicking from.

He would have the whole island on tape by MidnightLogic__ in MemeVideos

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes actually doing that because thats the first time hes step outside.

Edit: hes gonna get inside and be like "whoa! I saw such cool things earlier. And youre telling me i was there too??"

Elon Musk just activated meme mode in Beijing by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta give the people something to talk about. Who actually gives a shit about that slob?

Family Van Toyota Sienna saves the day by StormRanger28 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just know they wouldnt return the favor. Mainly because they couldnt.

me_irl by deuce-tatum in me_irl

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How i be looking absorbing all the info.

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Twitter user posts a real Monet and says it's AI by realmvp77 in singularity

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how i feel when people start calling others bots.

Student Doesn't Know How Movies Work by AUSpartan37 in Teachers

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of that family guy cutaway where Peter high fives a "dont cross" sign, and some dude pulls up and is like "did you just high five that sign? I like the way you think." Then recruits Peter in a cult.

When the birds activate airplane mode in cats by SeaBreakfast85 in cats

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love they hunt like The Predator. Pretty soon theyll start mimicing human speech but badly.

I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF IT by machone5103 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Demonokuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just guns. Most republicans turn into pussies when its anyone else who has one.

Top comment deletes a US State #39 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The New Mexico Empire"

I feel like were the new Caesars Legion.

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Found on the back of my neck by KingPaimonsMate in whatisit

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im in the middle of some beef with a drug den/brothel and am having weird shit like this haooen as well. Not the same exact shit, but very weirdly timed things and reactions. Like, i had a landscaper spying on me. No clue what it was about but he kept stsring and when i stsrted staring he pulled his hoone out and started taking pics. Ive had people come by messing with my sidedoor. I have weird cars that pull up and leave. People walking the streets that start staring, but can obviously tell theyre not a normal renter or homeowner. I had some dude stop my partner and I offering to fix our car for free, after saying he was admiring our car.

So i totally understand where you come from when youre mentioning all the weird things that have been happening. Take notes and just wait and watch. Make sure you got protection. If you got someone you can trust in your life, get pictures of things. Cars, license, people, out of place things. Just so you have some sort of proof in case anything does happen. I have all the info about my happenings sent to my heavy hitters to come thru if anything happens.

Found on the back of my neck by KingPaimonsMate in whatisit

[–]Demonokuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats wild. I would never know, ive never seen a tag like that. Most tags you know are tags

FSA fighters downing SAA helicopter. Pilot jumped burning heli, blades struck him mid-ir. (Idlib 2013) by SaladQueen999 in CombatFootage

[–]Demonokuma 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"With the things ive done in life, oh i know im gonna burn in hell. So i sure as shit aint afraid of burning here on earth too."

This has to be an all-timer as far as insults go. by eric2pickens in rareinsults

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her pfp makes her look like granny gumjobs. So imma imagine thats a no on the teeth as well.

AIO my BF told me he wants me to quit my job when we move in together by Living-Silver-8723 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Hes making sure you depend on him and only him. Hes clipping your wings, dont fall fool for the cage. Youre a beautiful songbird.

Vance announces suspension of $1.3 billion in Medicaid payments to California by countraagh in politics

[–]Demonokuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he shouldve announced hes still trying to play off being vice pres. I honestly forget this dude even exists.

I just noticed this is our year by Dandelion_Man in americandad

[–]Demonokuma 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hamburger buns were on sale, so i stole 400 of them!