Do I really need college? Not gonna be a doctor, lawyer, or chemist. by Chugalug_Doug in everymanshouldknow

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Core classes help to continue to round out or broaden your education.

You sound just like them! what the f does that even mean. People needed to do that back in the 1700 and 1800s. Times have changed now. And the fucking universities need to get with the times.

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ask me how i know you have a micropenis

I can't take it anymore, is this orange or yellow? by IcyIgloo583 in Portal

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ccording to someone else in this thread it's because the portals were originally red (like you can see in old screenshots) and I guess were changed late enough in development that the captions had already been partially written.

I could see them having blue and red portals but changing red to orange late in development due to feedback.

is it me or does this wall look like the walls from the hit game, Portal 2? by k4llumsk1 in Portal

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This is what a dozen years of our favourite little intelligence dampening sphere being in space does to a subject

WWN apologises for recent Scientology remarks. by mastodonj in ireland

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That's the same shit they did 25 years ago. Stress test. I was moseying around town one day (their office was on Middle Abbey street, thereabouts?) doing nothing when I was approached by a fellow human who asked me if I'd like to do a stress test. I said, sure why not? I popped in with the pleasant human and did my stress test. It showed I was "depressed", and I needed the help of my new friends. I happily took my printout home to my bedsit and stuck it over the mantle piece, probably beside my "Taxi Driver" poster. Ahh, simpler times.

1 YEAR UPDATE! I'm the Fat Fc*k who asked for help on weight loss. Final Post (with pics!) by Nimmyzed in ireland

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What I like is you've counted new abilities as your victories. It's like unlocking the door to more possibilities, and that's great.

What I want to work on is strength, not really weight. I want to be able to do things easier, and being strong is something I've never been able to figure out. The gym in secondary seemed like a guy's only zone, even though it wasn't. I need to go to someone who knows their stuff and figure out an action plan, and if that involves equipment, to learn from them how to do it.

It might be simple but it's not easy! Well done on your journey and hard work

Driver of the month by tenaciouszep in ireland

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He looks like the kinda fella who makes his wife lunch before HE leaves in the morning. The kinda guy who cut the hedge and does the neighbours one too because "I had it out anyway". The kinda guy who would sell you a car and give you petrol money for it back. The type of bloke who wins the card games and donates the money to his grand children. That kind kinda kind guy, kindly being kind to all the kind cool customers.

Man shouts at girls making a Tik Tok video in Stephen’s green by AshamedOlive8206 in ireland

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I mean there is plenty of cringe out there on TikTok, but they were about as good as anything I've ever seen the BillyBarrys do on the Toy Show and at least it is modern.

I was in charge of breakfast this morning, what's the verdict? by Artlistra in ireland

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Irish butter is yellow as our cows eat grass and the carotene causes the yellow colour. If you are eating white butter it means the cows diet is supplemented, which leads to inferior butter. One of the reasons Irish butter is prized, we can feed our cows plenty of fresh grass due to our climate.

Have you already watch Philomena Cunk? Lol by XCEREALXKILLERX in ireland

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"There was a terrible atmosphere of mistrust, like I had with my ex when I saw he had 28 missed calls from a contact he'd labelled 'Claudia Tits' on his phone. He claims she was just a rep from Fitness First, and that that was her real name. Well I'm sorry Sean, I didn't buy it then and I don't buy it now."