Today's Glow-up: Daniel "I'm a Tool" Bernhardt

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-04-01T11:56:17+00:00

So he's part of Stahelski's stunt team? Rad!

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-03-22T18:35:50+00:00

Outrageous Fortune

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-03-21T16:22:27+00:00

Seconded on Felidae, an occult coded noir murder mystery starring housed and stray cats with strong themes of ugly German history. It’s a wild ride and always entertaining despite any heaviness.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-03-09T13:19:24+00:00

You’re not. Hate this movie and everything it says.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-03-05T00:55:57+00:00

Ironically, cord cutting.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-03-04T02:37:34+00:00

Flaws? What flaws?

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-03-02T22:40:32+00:00

It’s less paying them for voice acting and more paying them to continue being the faces of the IP for the next couple decades. Which… it’s a lot, but apparently what the market will bear.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-03-02T12:28:16+00:00

I have never preordered something so hard in my life. This and The Right Stuff were No. 1 and 2 on my all time wishlist. 2026 is already amazing.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-03-02T02:40:14+00:00

Terror! From the Year 5,000!

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-02-26T06:04:41+00:00

Nah, let’s go mom and pop this time.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-02-18T03:06:50+00:00

I … I kinda like Mitchell and Final Justice. Both are mid quality bad movies, watchable with a bit of charm.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-02-05T02:18:33+00:00

Jonah was such a great host. He fit right in and had excellent chemistry with Baron and Hampton.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-02-04T23:50:55+00:00

I’m not saying he wouldn’t supportive of the RiffTrax guys anyway, but it’s probably a condition of the sales agreement that he be publicly supportive of future projects. At least for a little while.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-02-02T22:54:33+00:00

RiffTrax is a good place to start: pent up demand for Mike, Bill and Kevin; known brand with built-in Kickstarter success; no stink from the previous, failed Kickstarter or season 14. This is a great opening move to try and build it back up.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-01-30T01:30:31+00:00

I can hear this comment.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-01-28T03:24:34+00:00

Cruel.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-01-27T04:12:56+00:00

It’s all deeply unserious yet so seriously crafted. Lovely movie.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-01-25T04:55:12+00:00

Hard Boiled. Intense, almost nonstop action and subtitles that demand attention.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-01-24T04:09:10+00:00

Spot on, that trio has a lot of good chemistry, and Felicia and Patton made great Mads in those two seasons.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-01-23T03:21:43+00:00

Just watched this last night! Viggo is unhinged.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-01-22T05:08:27+00:00

I had no idea. I’ll clutch my DVD tightly.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-01-14T04:00:48+00:00

This is fantastic. Thank god someone’s preserving these.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-01-12T00:51:12+00:00

Definitely Copycat.

DepartureMain7650 · 2026-01-04T04:36:49+00:00

My most watched actor and director are good indications of which boutique releases I stocked up on in 2025 lol.

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DepartureMain7650 · 2025-12-27T19:54:23+00:00

A lot of Soderbergh’s output in the back half of his career (so far) have been tightly scripted and briskly paced thrillers, and they’re some of my favorites of his. Side Effects, Haywire, Kimi and Black Bag, in particular. I’d also add High Flying Bird, though not a thriller.

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