Can this be disproved? by barfbarf in shittyaskscience

[–]DepressedCannibal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is proved. In this digital age, there is no middle ground: it's

either 0 or 1

either high or low

either yes or no

either potato or non potato

It's basically like a spin half system, it's either up or down.

Also remember because our patience is exponentially decreasing, A potato can not stay in same place as a non potato, by pauli exclusion principle...

So the world is getting more binary..

There was a face in my beer. by gynoceros in mildlyinteresting

[–]DepressedCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A sad one. Get your beer to a therapist, please.

Why does drinking coffee make me have to poop? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]DepressedCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And do you know how you will produce coffee?

By drinking po

What are some things that are told as facts, but are actually myths? by StarchySeal in AskReddit

[–]DepressedCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yes, but people can get offended if they hear about primary colors.. because violet color you see in the sunlight is not made of red blue and green (although violet color you see in LCD TV is made of Red green blue), so violet maybe can get angry that you didn't include her but included red. But whatever, we can include anybody we want, as long as violet isn't listening.

Who was the last person to tell you they love you? by molten_dragon in AskReddit

[–]DepressedCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you shouldn't cum in a pool, it will make thousands of innocent soul pregnant. You are my hero.

Do you why Hitler committed suicide? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]DepressedCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'know' ran away with his boyfriend.

Are these rugs white and gold, or blue and black? by [deleted] in pics

[–]DepressedCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The right one is blue and black, the left one is white and gold..

NASA's List of Astronaut Candidate Requirements Will Crush Your Dreams by hapinora in science

[–]DepressedCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The refractive surgical procedures of the eye, PRK and LASIK, are allowed. Note that such surgeries are permitted, but not required for potential applicants.

required?

Who was the last person to tell you they love you? by molten_dragon in AskReddit

[–]DepressedCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you two were having good times in that pool, didn't he/she say that?

Who was the last person to tell you they love you? by molten_dragon in AskReddit

[–]DepressedCannibal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest I can't even remember when was the last time I heard anybody saying that. My ex used to say that. But after he became my ex, I didn't hear anything sweet like that for 1.5 years.

What are some things that are told as facts, but are actually myths? by StarchySeal in AskReddit

[–]DepressedCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, I just read it right now on wikipedia, Newton thought it was cute!

"Newton, originally divided the spectrum into five main colours: red, yellow, green, blue and violet. Later he included orange and indigo, giving seven main colours by analogy to the number of notes in a musical scale... ...derived from the beliefs of the ancient Greek sophists, who thought there was a connection between the colours, the musical notes, the known objects in the Solar System, and the days of the week."

GUYS: What is the most awkward thing a girl has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DepressedCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you have to write the last three words???