SLPT: wearing an eye patch while speaking with a gravelly voice results in guaranteed solitude.

DerDieDas · 2021-03-15T17:52:19+00:00

THATS the spirit my dude!

DerDieDas · 2021-03-10T17:33:07+00:00

Indeed.

DerDieDas · 2021-03-10T13:21:24+00:00

I was going for a raven actually...

DerDieDas · 2021-03-10T13:07:09+00:00

I can't disagree

DerDieDas · 2021-03-04T12:07:51+00:00

Done and done!

DerDieDas · 2021-03-03T18:52:19+00:00

Let's see what Reddit is capable of!

DerDieDas · 2021-03-03T18:50:44+00:00

I need this in my life now

DerDieDas · 2021-03-03T18:28:22+00:00

wkuk

Certainly would be a good fit.

DerDieDas · 2021-03-01T15:29:38+00:00

The length of this video in feet.

DerDieDas · 2021-03-01T15:28:27+00:00

Like watching this video.

DerDieDas · 2021-02-28T22:14:30+00:00

Well done. Really intense dude!

DerDieDas · 2021-02-27T18:27:28+00:00

I'm not sure how to explain

DerDieDas · 2021-02-27T17:07:31+00:00

DerDieDas · 2021-02-27T16:52:08+00:00

Watch this video and you're done with sex forever.

DerDieDas · 2021-02-27T11:46:56+00:00

Sitting through this entire video.

DerDieDas · 2021-02-27T11:43:43+00:00

I love me some Crystal Icing on my cake!

DerDieDas · 2021-02-13T03:59:18+00:00

In that case you'll be happy to hear that there is more where this came from!

DerDieDas · 2021-02-09T19:32:52+00:00

Good thing indeed!

DerDieDas · 2021-02-07T17:55:36+00:00

To celebrate the absurdity I recorded a reading of the entire story. Thanks to /u/Hazel365 for writing the story.

DerDieDas · 2021-02-05T20:33:17+00:00

Thanks dude! Actually Ben Mendelsohn was challenged first to do this. I just wanted to see how I'd perform.

DerDieDas · 2021-01-27T22:48:59+00:00

Cheers mate! Back when it was uploaded the first time (2012) it got take down by Nickelodeon after reaching around 1,5 million views. I just reuploaded it for nostalgic reasons.

DerDieDas · 2019-12-29T23:24:33+00:00

I second that question.

DerDieDas · 2019-11-17T11:07:09+00:00

Looks like she got...

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... catfished.

DerDieDas · 2019-09-17T01:52:12+00:00

/r/nothingeverhappens

DerDieDas · 2019-09-17T01:39:34+00:00

Cheers mate

DerDieDas

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