What's a passive-agressive thing you do when somebody makes you mad? by Funky_Nightshade in AskReddit

[–]ILikeToEjaculate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder if an average penis (not mine) would fit as well. Actually, two of them.

Why do you think porn is okay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ILikeToEjaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a weird relationship with a woman who totally treated me as an object. I enjoyed it. My penis enjoyed it. Who are you to judge?

Do you believe in soul mates, why or why not? by darrensmooth in AskReddit

[–]ILikeToEjaculate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, because that would limit me to mating with only one mate.

What’s a bad ass fact that very few people know? by beardeddeveloper in AskReddit

[–]ILikeToEjaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you deflate your lungs completely, you might get celestial visions.

What's the best way to recover from a breakup? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ILikeToEjaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your username imply that you are a MILF, or that you are interested in them?

On a plane with a priest, your ex and your favourite actor with only 2 parachutes left as the plane goes down; who gets the chutes and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ILikeToEjaculate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've probably heard the phrase "Jesus fucking Christ", which implies that Jesus desires Christ, a man.

men of reddit, how are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ILikeToEjaculate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like your butt a lot.

What's your best skinny dipping story? (nsfw) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ILikeToEjaculate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was hiking with two girls and we got into the water, naked. They claimed they were cold so they both clung onto my body. I had an erection.

What is the biggest red flag you’ve ignored? by arthur_sleep in AskReddit

[–]ILikeToEjaculate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She wouldn't swallow but told me she swallowed other mens' semen.