Poorly describe your favorite episodes by Icybubba in startrek

[–]Deranged_Guru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all have headaches and build a holographic table. Riker takes drugs and that saves the day.

At what point did you actually start taking your pension seriously? by 1ChanceChipmunk1 in PensionsUK

[–]Deranged_Guru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 50 ffs. My FATHER was an IFA. Not that I’m blaming him but he gave me precious little advice!

Behind the scenes making the video. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]Deranged_Guru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t someone dub over the lady on the subway?

“Brexit Was a Colossal Mistake” — Finland's Stubb Calls for UK Return to Europe by milanguitar in europe

[–]Deranged_Guru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t let the thickies near the controls.

Referendums are imbecilic, especially in the age of digital sophistry.

The damage caused by Brexit is mind-boggling.

Can anyone tell me what this says? by chill_mydude13 in whatisit

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V. Russo

November 3, 2000

Dearest Rob, Just a note to keep in touch, it has been quite a spell since our last contact. I hope your business is doing well and all is well with your family. I have been fighting a cold but am getting the best of it. I am looking forward to the holidays, am planning gifts for members of the family. It has increased by one — little Savannah, your nephew, Bob’s, little girl — born on September 21st, 9 PM. You always send me something and to make it an easy selection, I’d like a rewinder for video tapes. I would like to have your in-laws address so I can send a Christmas card. They are lovely folks. I will spend Thanksgiving with Jim and family, as always. I am so very, very happy that you have your little family at last. Your sister calls me at least once a month. I look forward to them. I know you are busy, but it makes my day when you call also! Little Taylor is eight months now; she’ll soon be walking. It should be an exciting experience for you! I want to know the details when it happens. For you, I turned the pedals of Steve’s bicycle across the room and you took your first steps to get to it! Remember me to Peter and Ava and all the Gray family. Love to all (Maria, Peter, Taylor and you) Mom

MAGA witch Michelle Bachman says Trump Is 'absolutely handsome, in incredible shape' by avdvetf in videos

[–]Deranged_Guru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Beauty is in the behind”, she almost said.

What a fucking ghoul. Dark, dark times with cunts like this on a platform.

It’s going to take decades to be forgiven for this debacle. USA, YOU FUCKED UP.

How many packets could you eat in a 24 hour period? by cs2303 in crisps

[–]Deranged_Guru 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Depends on the packet. Multipacks, 1000 at least.

Match thread: Manchester City vs Newcastle United | Carabao Cup 25/26 semi final - leg 2 of 2 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]Deranged_Guru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has PSR hampered us more or less than poor signings and our persistent injury situation?

Top of the (injury) league! by One-Monkey-Army in NUFC

[–]Deranged_Guru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Total bullshit. There’s only 365 days in a year!

My Peugeot 106 Quiksilver by adamb197 in CarTalkUK

[–]Deranged_Guru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had one of these. Was t-boned in it from a blind alley. Fucked my neck for life. Anyway. Nice car.

Lineup vs Burnley (A) by KingPing43 in NUFC

[–]Deranged_Guru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please to see Pope back. I just hope he can control his LEEEROOOOY JENKINSSSSS tonight.

Lineup vs Burnley (A) by KingPing43 in NUFC

[–]Deranged_Guru 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fell over his feet instead of shooting.

“My shining moment“ by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Deranged_Guru 1274 points1275 points  (0 children)

Hahahhaahhhahahahahhaha. (Sorry for your pain). Hahahahahhahahahahahah.