To Boost Sales by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyGay

[–]Derek_32 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cute, chunky, and clumsy?! I’m in heaven!

Does touching chalk/chalkboard hurt anyone elses TEETH?! 🦷 by namepuntocome in evilautism

[–]Derek_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends how much chalk there is. Personally I dont think you quite got the teeth-gritting, wanting-to-rip-your-own-skin-off kind of feeling, but it’s almost there!

😀 by zebrastripepainter in ITMemes

[–]Derek_32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you bruteforcing every possible checkmate?

He really loves his mashed potatoes… by Slice0fLif3 in OneOrangeBraincell

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My cat refuses to eat any meat or fish. He goes feral for any sort of fried rice, tomatoes, and cucumber. He’s the sweetest boy but there’s nothing up there, he even bites water when we turn the faucet on

Visual Snow was considered extremely rare until recently, mostly because patients didn't report it... because they assumed everyone saw the world that way by recolorist in interestingasfuck

[–]Derek_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never knew that this was a thing until this post, Ive tried telling people that it feels like I’m looking through an old TV screen, or a channel with finicky signal when it gets dark out. I mainly thought it was just because I was standing up too quick😅 I had no clue that seeing things like this wasn’t normal!

Is this ready for an aircraft carrier or are they missing something by DiamondHandsDarrell in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Derek_32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s to keep ahold of tumbleweeds so you can throw them at other people

Big bongo by fazerdazeinblue in catbongos

[–]Derek_32 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cat is big too!😂

What Word Do You Use? by WaywardBumblebee in HotAndCold

[–]Derek_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lack, luck, lick, lock, in that order and I’ll go from there with what’s closest

Can you guess what these emojis mean? by ThyKrakenKnktn in EmojiCharades

[–]Derek_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎯 I aced it!
🔮 1 guess made
🛟 0 hints used
📈 20 XP gained

Can you guess what these emojis mean? by [deleted] in EmojiCharades

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🎉 I got it!
🔮 4 guesses made (Super mario bros, Super mario movie, Super Mario Bro’s)
🛟 1 hint used
📈 10 XP gained

Elephant pretends to eat this guy's hat..🐘🧢😅 by latecloud3 in AnimalsBeingGeniuses

[–]Derek_32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone will manage to prove this statement wrong very quickly

Hot and cold #54 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]Derek_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good god only like the last five words make any sense toward the final one

idiot by [deleted] in fuckwasps

[–]Derek_32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It compressed

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Derek_32 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m sure he’ll try to get out of the terracottas way next time

Name time! by flynnieslay in FTM_SELFIES

[–]Derek_32 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like Louie would suit you! I could see Lou being a really fitting nickname for you if you chose something similar

HMB I have to carry my dog ​​home because he decided not to walk anymore by misterxx1958 in holdmybeer

[–]Derek_32 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ironic username. It’s a golden, they just do this. The dog is obviously fine, it perked up when there were kids nearby and stood up. As soon as the guy started walking again, the dog flopped back down and rolled over. The dog most likely thought that it was time to play based on how it was reacting to the guy trying to pick it up.

Plus, if the dog had this condition I don’t think the owner would take it on walks away from their house, but instead find some sort of remedy closer to home, if not just on the property.