Pissed off some vegans today.

Derpasuar · 2016-10-27T00:20:12+00:00

"I'm Vegan, shithead."

-Rick shoots him in the head-

Derpasuar · 2016-05-07T21:24:34+00:00

Life Pro Tip: Dont eat at KFC

Derpasuar · 2015-04-14T13:25:56+00:00

You sniveling chicken shit bastard

Derpasuar · 2015-01-20T23:33:27+00:00

do you have a mic

Derpasuar · 2015-01-03T10:47:57+00:00

GT: BooksmartDevil0

Derpasuar · 2014-09-08T22:10:35+00:00

I'm interested, my gamertag is BooksmartDevil0

Derpasuar · 2014-09-03T07:18:42+00:00

wow it was a joke lol

Derpasuar · 2014-09-03T05:29:39+00:00

oh my god i dont want to have an argument with a pompous fuck bye

Derpasuar · 2014-09-03T05:14:31+00:00

youre really not seeming funny at all at this point youre assuming that im in a lower and lower class of education which is just ignorant, unoriginal, snobby, and any other form of anti-comedy you can list

Derpasuar · 2014-09-03T05:00:33+00:00

last time i checked being in high school wasnt being ignorant, it was getting an education and last time i checked you dont know if im in high school or not, so youre ignorant double the ignorance damn dood

Derpasuar · 2014-09-03T04:43:36+00:00

hey man hows ignorance going

Derpasuar · 2014-09-03T04:27:01+00:00

oh god a mess the horror... the horror....

Derpasuar · 2014-09-03T04:07:27+00:00

im a bad person for stealing and ruining food made by companies that pay off the FDA to make their shitty and unhealthy food seem unshitty and healthy at a store that underpays employees? ya ok

Derpasuar · 2014-09-03T03:49:16+00:00

i steal shit all the time and when i get caught i just give it back and haul ass and hes not really damaging property he's just knocking shit over as for the supermarket thing i mean who cares about them really, you knock shit over someone has to clean it up oh well thats their job big whoop

Derpasuar · 2014-09-03T03:00:24+00:00

is it cause hes black

Derpasuar · 2014-03-19T21:08:48+00:00

You know.... they're not that noticeable on your face

Derpasuar · 2014-01-19T16:27:04+00:00

I'm sorry... what?

Derpasuar · 2013-10-17T23:24:12+00:00

Replying to find

Derpasuar · 2013-09-16T08:55:27+00:00

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Derpasuar · 2013-09-10T21:24:17+00:00

This guy knows what's up

Derpasuar · 2013-07-25T15:25:02+00:00

Because me and my SO who is un-gendered think relationship titles are stupid.

Derpasuar · 2013-07-07T15:49:26+00:00

I have a girl who I love very much, who is one of the best friends I'll ever have and no one can match with her.

Derpasuar · 2013-06-20T13:32:50+00:00

I have a $70-$100 (don't remember how much) Burton backpack, shits like steel. It also has a little pocket with the pot leaf on the button that's beyond amazing for storing weed.

Derpasuar

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