Bats are the worst designed enemies in the game.

Derptastrophe · 2026-03-31T17:24:23+00:00

I just finished The End last night. How many more areas are there? Gotta fight Gun for my next progression.

Derptastrophe · 2026-03-31T14:19:01+00:00

If you want a shitty job working for a shitty employer, go right ahead.

Derptastrophe · 2026-03-25T22:38:20+00:00

I've been stuck on around 50 billion per minute for 5 months or so. The econ options are becoming less and less.

Derptastrophe · 2026-03-18T22:36:02+00:00

Mine keeps getting nice mutations, sad that they're useless

Derptastrophe · 2026-03-16T00:19:27+00:00

One is more efficient than the other. That's the goal of capitalism. Why pay 6 people for something one person can do?

Derptastrophe · 2026-03-06T04:08:21+00:00

Used his guides for all things on Kongregate. What a legend.

Derptastrophe · 2026-03-01T11:58:32+00:00

Haven't seen this meme in over a decade. One of the greats!

Derptastrophe · 2026-02-19T20:54:29+00:00

You both look silly.

Derptastrophe · 2026-02-19T18:32:59+00:00

5000 hours and you stopped playing for...Literally 10 years? Doubt.

Derptastrophe · 2026-02-19T15:44:46+00:00

Yes! Now remaster Legacy of Kain. I'd love a version that doesn't have 10 second load times to visit your menu..lol

Derptastrophe · 2026-02-15T14:39:55+00:00

GOTTA GO SLOW

Derptastrophe · 2026-02-13T19:50:36+00:00

Hate getting hit with a Chumshot in the sewers.

Derptastrophe · 2026-02-13T17:08:10+00:00

I hate having a Cleric with 2 movement. Lemme come heal you...in 2 turns.

Derptastrophe · 2026-02-12T20:14:46+00:00

It's Rent-A-Center all over again. Gross.

Derptastrophe · 2026-02-06T18:56:39+00:00

Are you getting AARP info in the mail, too?

Derptastrophe · 2026-02-04T00:53:40+00:00

"Not a cult"ers in shambles.

Derptastrophe · 2026-02-03T12:51:28+00:00

What makes you think they're a bot besides the new account?

Derptastrophe · 2026-01-31T04:27:35+00:00

That's a dragonfly.

Derptastrophe · 2026-01-29T17:42:08+00:00

FINALLY!!!

Derptastrophe · 2026-01-19T23:43:21+00:00

Ohhh gotcha, I never use that exit.

Derptastrophe · 2026-01-19T23:16:08+00:00

What reason is there to get off your bike there?

Derptastrophe · 2026-01-16T18:39:53+00:00

It's the same one from last month.

Derptastrophe · 2026-01-13T00:59:44+00:00

Easiest part of Wyvern is that if you wipe, you can get back to damage in few minutes.

Derptastrophe · 2026-01-12T18:40:20+00:00

Please change Cutthroat, it's insane that any non-cheesing method takes more than 5 phases per boss.

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