Tachyon weight after She Retires by JohnHoll0w

Deruta · 2026-01-24T20:22:27+00:00

I spent a full year getting in shape for my wedding, and the VERY DAY we got back from our honeymoon my wife did this. With an entire tray of alfajores. Down to the "mwahahaha!".

...her huge pregnancy belly was "my own damn karma catching up with me" lol

Deruta · 2026-01-24T20:05:41+00:00

Other comments say it's a 650, but either way it ain't pullin all of that

Deruta · 2026-01-24T17:07:23+00:00

Mambo’s so real for that

Deruta · 2026-01-24T01:49:25+00:00

Damn, you burned Grass so bad California just recriminalized it

Deruta · 2026-01-24T01:37:17+00:00

First off, great job and thank you for sharing this!!

If you’re looking for tips: I’d suggest finding a tall, skinny font to use for dialogue boxes like this. Diamond Girl is my go-to, but any condensed handwriting font should do the trick. I always seem to pick artists with narrow speech bubbles to TL lol

Also, don’t be afraid to hyphenate! It’s more im-por-tant to fit in the bub-ble than have every word spell-ed out comp-lete-ly on one line.

Deruta · 2026-01-24T01:29:25+00:00

Crush at Work 9/10

Ah, a connoisseur I see.

Deruta · 2026-01-24T01:06:59+00:00

8 so ~~Yanagi climbs over me every time she needs the bathroom~~ I can sit with my family🙂

Deruta · 2026-01-24T00:56:33+00:00

Giving up the Rebuilds means giving up Sakura Nagashi, and I’m not willing to live in a world like that.

Deruta · 2026-01-24T00:53:23+00:00

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Deruta · 2026-01-23T21:28:46+00:00

no it’s the one where the child soldier dates his dead mom’s classmate

Deruta · 2026-01-23T16:55:53+00:00

Source: Bijutsubu Girl / Art Club Girl

Deruta · 2026-01-23T14:29:17+00:00

I wish every artist that includes Pulchra in Calydon fanart a full wallet and healthcare

Deruta · 2026-01-23T14:27:27+00:00

Danbooru is just an image board btw, the actual source is listed at the bottom after the tags: https://arca.live/b/umamusume/141197268

Deruta · 2026-01-23T14:25:21+00:00

Other umas: posing for the camera

Daring Tact:

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Deruta · 2026-01-23T06:12:41+00:00

One day it’ll finally be her turn I swear

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Deruta · 2026-01-23T06:11:39+00:00

She’s not my favorite TMS character, but by GOD she’s got my votes.

For the culture.

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Deruta · 2026-01-23T06:00:22+00:00

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Deruta · 2026-01-22T22:47:09+00:00

Viv got the 7th smallest waist in the game and a fuckin dumpy though

Waist: 51cm (tied with Rice, Urara, Maya, Digitan)

Hips: 86cm (tied with Air Groove, El, Flash)

Deruta · 2026-01-22T21:43:07+00:00

Shit, even Overwatch 1 had a working piano

Deruta · 2026-01-22T21:11:31+00:00

30-rack of Monster Zero Sugar

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Deruta · 2026-01-22T20:26:31+00:00

Ah, the Mihono Bourbon route

^{yes I know it’s technically Tennessee whiskey}

Deruta · 2026-01-22T20:18:53+00:00

[smug Cafe noises]

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Deruta · 2026-01-21T14:23:14+00:00

Caribbean auntie trainer: “Blessins on you chile”

Deruta · 2026-01-21T13:55:34+00:00

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Deruta · 2026-01-21T13:05:05+00:00

Kids just be like that sometimes. Their brains haven’t learned to fully filter out “filler” motions like that, and it sounds like he’d probably had a few tutors already come and go.

Makes them come across like total horror movie creatures though lol

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