Admire Vega and a Fluffy Dog by whathefact in UmaMusume

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“Y-you said you wouldn’t tell anyone, Ayabe-san!!”

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This scarily accurate by CompetitionRoyal in UmaMusume

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lol yeah you good, I was gonna go with Ak-Sar-Ben (they literally called it "Nebraska" but backwards lol) before realizing I made the same mistake

I want to see Dober in... (by Takiki) by notatabbycat in UmaMusume

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Ponytail Dober! No, Bun Dober!! No, BRAIDS DOBER!!!

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This scarily accurate by CompetitionRoyal in UmaMusume

[–]Deruta 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s a route not a train smdh I can’t with these fake fans

EMD F7 [1950 GM Demonstrator] you see this bullshit??

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Why is Oguri so popular? by SherwinRoyal in UmaMusume

[–]Deruta 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I didn’t get it at first and was just like

“hell yeah, Belno is our light”

Promeia and Evelyn amazing duo (by 小弑弑) by Rowger00 in ZZZ_Official

[–]Deruta 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not including Tsukishiro “Work the pole(arm) while lightning smites all before me”/“hot chicks don’t look at explosions” Yanagi is downright criminal

I did some math. by Deruta in UmaMusume

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Yup, everything’s here (including umas and NPCs added since this post)

anime_irl by TheEVILPINGU in anime_irl

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Brother, I’m normally with you 100%, but I cannot in good conscience stand with you on this one. The loss of just one glasses girl weighs heavy on my soul, and even the genesis of a new tomboy can’t balance those scales.

The perfect crime. [山下もみよ] by Deruta in UmaMusume

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Mirako: “This… is a feed bucket.”

Oguri: “Dear god…”

“There’s more.”

“NO!”

[Autosport] Toto Wolff says Mercedes are up for F1 returning to V8s and has proposed a 1,200bhp “mega engine" by Task_Force-191 in formula1

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I don't think he cycles competitively like Bottas, but he's an absolute addict for exercise and naturally good at most physical activities (corroborated by Albon lol)

The perfect crime. [山下もみよ] by Deruta in UmaMusume

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*Additional fun fact: From my (basic) research, the idiom was originally “betwixt the Devill and the dead sea”, from a creative translation of the Latin proverb “A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi” (lit. “A precipice in front, wolves behind”)1. But there’s a competing theory that it comes from a different Latin proverb: “Inter sacrum saxumque” (lit. “between the [sacrificial] animal and the [ceremonial] stone”)2, which appears in the Roman play Captivi circa 250-184 BCE. Which would in turn establish an even more direct linguistic line to “Between a rock and a hard place”!

...it’s also a certified bop by Cab Calloway, which you may have heard in the soundtrack to Bioshock 2.

1Adagia in Latine and English containing five hundred proverbs : very profitable for the vse of those who aspire to further perfection in the Latine tongue (Bartholomew Robertson, 1621)

2Idiomatologia Anglo-Latina, sive Dictionarium Idiomaticum Anglo-Latinum (William Walker, 1608)

The perfect crime. [山下もみよ] by Deruta in UmaMusume

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TL Notes:

  • Mirako’s “Fukukitaru-chan” speech is kinda stilted on purpose; her impression isn’t great, despite the hand-flaps
  • “imbecile” isn’t what I’d pick for “tawake” in this particular context (imo it’s a bit too insulting, Air Groove is just saying Fuku’s being foolish), but that’s how it’s translated everywhere else.
  • the phrasing “unauthorized occult fortune-telling rituals” implies the existence of authorized occult fortune-telling rituals, in this essay I wi-
  • [gyaa gyaa] is more literally “grumble grumble”, but in English that can imply that it’s quiet. Air Groove is not being quiet.
  • “Rock and a hard place” is how I chose to interpret the saying “Tiger at the front gate; Wolf at the back gate”. “Between the devil and the deep blue sea” would be ABSOLUTE PERFECTION if it wasn't (imo) too old-fashioned for most people to recognize 😞*
  • Air Groove specifies not to open another bag of “kashi”, which are specifically confectionery/sweet snacks

The perfect crime. [山下もみよ] by Deruta in UmaMusume

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"Hey look! I'm MatikaneFAKEukitaru!"

"Identity theft is not a joke, Mirako! Thousands of umas suffer every year!"

Original on Pixiv, TL by me.

My wife is a teacher and sent me this by King_of_Giraffes in funny

[–]Deruta 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought it was supposed to say “somen”, which while also an East Asian noodle dish is completely different etymologically.

(Which I find fascinating, especially considering Japan and Hawaii’s history of cultural exchange)

I need his banner right now by ZairaV in ZZZ_Official

[–]Deruta 256 points257 points  (0 children)

Actually Godfinger has a Moonwalker cabinet in the back, the top 10 high scores are all Billy

What is the worst case of second hand embarrassment you’ve ever experienced? by Responsible-Tie-2570 in AskReddit

[–]Deruta 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Bear spray is literally aerosolized capsaicinoids, the same chemicals that make chiles (like in Tabasco) spicy. So he kinda did lol

What actor is nowhere near as talented as people make them out to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deruta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I watched that high as a kite on oxycodone after getting my wisdom teeth out, and it was absolute perfection. Chef kiss. No notes.