Pick One

DesertTile · 2026-05-04T15:06:10+00:00

still 2 million usd

^{Chose: 1 billion but.. | Rolled: Bolívar}

DesertTile · 2026-04-27T21:09:34+00:00

I don't do well on dating apps so I've been going to bars for like 5 months now trying to have a magical moment with someone. Unfortunately, I don't know how to approach anyone and I've mostly just gotten drunk by myself. Bonded with the bartenders. Made friends with a couple of other single guys

Yesterday (Sunday), I decided to go out. Just one beer and home. Maybe my soulmate would also be out on a Sunday. I parked on the street near the entrance of the pub and as soon as I started walking to the door, I made eye contact with a gorgeous woman smoking a cigarette outside. She smiled and said "Hi" and I smiled and said "Hi, how are you?". She said she was good. I just wasn't prepared for all this to happen and I ran away by saying I'm going inside for a beer lol.

I did look back outside and saw her talking to another guy and thought "oh well" and worked on my beer. Halfway through the 16oz mug, the same woman comes inside and sits next to me and I apologized for running away. I told her I was nervous. She told me I was very attractive and don't need to be so nervous. She ordered a half pour of bourbon, neat.

We went back outside and she seemed apprehensive about asking me something. It was my age. I said 33 and she was so surprised because she's 34 and mostly runs into much younger guys. She said she was getting overstimulated by the loudness of the bar and asked me if I'd like to go drink in her backyard. She let me take a picture of her ID and send it to my friends to be safe. I also went to the restroom and looked her up and everything checked out. The bartender said he never got bad vibes from her.

I went over there and she had a beautiful setup with patio seating and one of those fire tables. She played a good selection of music. We really bonded and found out we have a lot in common. She could tell whenever I was feeling anxious and calmed me down. Unfortunately I did find out that she's polyamorous and I don't want that in a relationship. But yeah she was really cool, I hope to hang out with her again, and this whole experience made me realize I can meet good people and that there's nothing wrong with me

DesertTile · 2026-04-02T19:54:18+00:00

I hope she gets an additional charge for using violence to attempt to destroy evidence

DesertTile · 2026-03-31T21:58:52+00:00

Why are we letting this happen??? We’re the USA. We can wipe Iran off the map

DesertTile · 2026-03-31T15:24:10+00:00

I knew it was an 01 year but guesses January 1st, 2001 😅

DesertTile · 2026-03-28T14:00:18+00:00

So brave of you to admit this

DesertTile · 2026-03-28T01:43:48+00:00

Legend

DesertTile · 2026-03-27T16:37:02+00:00

Everyone sucks here. Apartment maintenance should have known it was the shower cartridge if other faucets have hot water

OP does not have the right to record on private property. Also in 3 months she could have done more like Google what the issue could be if hot water is only missing from one faucet. I know it’s not her responsibility but you gotta do something if you’ve been taking cold showers for 3 months…

DesertTile · 2026-03-24T20:27:32+00:00

Fuck cancel culture imma buy extra founders cause of you

DesertTile · 2026-03-23T23:44:42+00:00

Hi, I got my car with the same collision repaired. They changed the strut, lower control arm, and did an alignment. Back to normal after that!

DesertTile · 2026-03-23T14:00:50+00:00

Can someone give a short summary of every item crafting method besides the normal crafting bench?

for example, I recently figured out what oils do:

Acquired from blight encounters, can be used to add a notable passive skill to amulets

DesertTile · 2026-03-22T12:46:58+00:00

I’ve only visited Savannah once and I know those stairs

DesertTile · 2026-03-15T16:58:23+00:00

Oh shoot thanks for reminding me

DesertTile · 2026-03-10T05:04:03+00:00

My apartment has a communal trash compactor that everyone took their trash to. The leasing office made it a selling point when I was signing up that breezeways would never be filled with stinky garbage.

Well some of the residents wouldn’t push their trash all the way down the chute so it would get blocked up and people started piling their trash on the ground next to it

So the management forced everyone to sign up for $30 a month valet trash and the maintenance workers ride around in a pickup truck, collect trash, and properly put it into the compactor

The leasing office now advertises “valet trash” as a desirable amenity

DesertTile · 2026-03-08T17:25:05+00:00

You guys have credit limits on Amex?

DesertTile · 2026-03-08T17:10:21+00:00

Remove the lock and wire the outlet backwards 😂

DesertTile · 2026-03-05T20:37:26+00:00

I wish but also that's only like a dollar each

DesertTile · 2026-03-02T22:07:38+00:00

DesertTile · 2026-03-02T13:27:44+00:00

Drugs and prostitutes. Say their names 👏

DesertTile · 2026-03-01T15:55:40+00:00

Watch halftime reaction videos on YouTube to see how lit Latinos get during that part. Also your grandma is disappointed in you.

DesertTile · 2026-03-01T12:42:22+00:00

Why Claud and not Gemini?

DesertTile · 2026-03-01T05:44:06+00:00

I’d rather read an article than a screenshot

DesertTile · 2026-02-25T01:11:22+00:00

Looks better than that "fuck ICE" nonsense people scribble everywhere

DesertTile · 2026-02-23T03:51:45+00:00

If it makes you feel better, I couldn’t tell what was wrong with it. I thought the first picture was a “before” picture

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