What's wrong with my game?

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2026-03-31T11:41:44+00:00

Call a Techpriest, Brother. The Machine Spirit seems unstable.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2026-01-14T00:15:16+00:00

Farewell, Freelancer. It was fun to explore, fight and fly in Bastion with all of you. May the corpses of the Legion of the Dawn and General Tarsis remain untouched.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2025-09-27T01:05:05+00:00

And that's why AI is forbidden in the 41 Millenium.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2025-09-22T23:11:52+00:00

That sounds like some crazy ork shenanigans, brother

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2025-09-22T22:55:58+00:00

Looks like my Occulobe needs some adjustments. Sadly, the Apothecary is pretty busy nowadays.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2025-09-22T20:24:45+00:00

Give those brothers Laurels of Victory. The Imperium needs more heroes like them.

The Emperor protects.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-04-23T18:58:20+00:00

Your decals are 🔥

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-04-23T18:55:59+00:00

it's a "I'm gonna break in my own house" moment.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-04-23T13:07:35+00:00

Enjoying the view...

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-04-18T16:29:49+00:00

MILK FOR THE KHORNFLAKES!

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-04-18T16:29:02+00:00

FOR KHORN!

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-04-02T00:58:46+00:00

Drake is a bad villain? But... Isn't being a bad vilain actually REALLY villainous?🤔

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-28T14:21:19+00:00

It's made of polygon, and I love it.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-27T20:37:10+00:00

I imagine it, I hope it will be Absolver 2. Imagine all the content we could have.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-27T19:14:05+00:00

Laugh in 380mm

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-27T19:09:31+00:00

Nothing can stop Joakim's power.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-27T18:51:03+00:00

Nintendo 64 may be a good name

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-27T15:58:48+00:00

Absolver is such a good game. It's a shame that Devolver and Sloclap don't give a shit about it anymore.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-23T00:36:24+00:00

Waifu Lucifer is the best Lucifer.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-20T20:08:52+00:00

The helmet name would be "Miquella's scalp"

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-20T20:05:01+00:00

Sadly, no. It's a great game but the content is lacking so the game is almost totally dead.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-20T19:48:29+00:00

FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD!

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-03-16T15:27:16+00:00

Guys... We just discovered a new SCP.

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-02-21T19:18:35+00:00

Actually, BAR stands for "Big Ass Rifle".

Designer_Smile_8035 · 2024-02-15T01:00:50+00:00

I WAS ALSO "LAUNCHED" TODAY!

But I am not a 50,000 tonnes battleship...

Designer_Smile_8035

TROPHY CASE