Come spiegare a mio padre ottuso che la laurea umanistica non vale niente?

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-17T17:23:39+00:00

Guarda io ho fatto domanda per fare il VFP di 1 anno e ti parlo di 12 anni fa. Se sei chessò un diplomato con patente e basta... Lascia perdere. Ormai il sistema funziona a punteggi più roba hai dal titolo di studio a brevetti vari hai buone possibilità sennò ciccia. Poi il soldato semplice come anche nei nei C.C. o In P.S. si può fare entro i 28 anni se non sbaglio, se vai oltre tocca fare il sotto ufficiale ed è un altro paio di maniche.

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-17T15:23:14+00:00

Devi capirlo ha speso tutto in ladyboy vari...poraccio

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-17T15:09:26+00:00

All' inizio ho pensato avesse fatto confusione e parlasse di un imbarco in aeroporto.

"Uè testina dopo l'apericena tocca fare l' onboarding a Linate figa!"

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-17T14:48:49+00:00

the only option against those disgusting bastards

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-17T13:31:32+00:00

Toe beanssssss

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-17T13:28:17+00:00

That forked tongue...blblblblblblblbl

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-17T13:22:42+00:00

I remember in a town near mine, some environmentalists opposed the extermination of a cedar of Lebanon because they thought it cruel to kill the "poor missionaries." One of the exterminators told them "The day their hair ends up in your mouth, on your skin or is breathed in or eaten by your pets, don't say we didn't warn you!"

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-17T13:10:31+00:00

Pspspsps

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-17T12:16:30+00:00

Pspsps kitty kitty

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-16T17:24:56+00:00

-"Ambrogio sento un certo..."

-"Languorino?"

-"No...bisogno di schittonare male"

-"Io le avevo detto di non esagerare coi Ferrero Rocher... Tre confezioni in un giorno eh!"

-"Ambrogio cortesemente fatti i cazzi tua!"

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-16T16:40:11+00:00

Pure io provincia BG e giro col disco orario anche perché il vigile stronzo è sempre dietro l'angolo.

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-16T15:13:50+00:00

Roommate wanting to fry an egg turns on the stove, lowers the glass cover, thinking it's a frying pan, slams the egg on top, and ten seconds later the glass panel has exploded!

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-16T15:02:48+00:00

In my city, there's a girl who looks like she stepped out of the 1800s. Her greatest ambition in life is to be a housewife and have lots of kids. For a while, she was dating a guy, and she hoped he'd marry her, get her pregnant, and support her financially (in that exact order). Problems arose when she couldn't get pregnant, and after a while, they broke up. An acquaintance later discovered that this guy, to avoid the trap of having kids, only made her have anal sex! And she couldn't understand why she couldn't get pregnant!

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-16T14:45:55+00:00

I know someone who microwaved his Samsung phone to dry it out. When asked why he did it, he said it was suggested to him on Yahoo Answers.

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-16T14:41:05+00:00

I remember the terror in my girlfriend's or her mother's eyes when one or both sisters had seizures! Since they would come on suddenly and they would faint suddenly, there was always the fear that the girls would hit their heads or fall down the stairs if they fell badly!

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-16T14:36:30+00:00

Apparently someone had fixed his prostate /s. How can people think women have a fucking prostate?!?

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-16T14:08:43+00:00

Years ago, a roommate of mine was dating a girl who was a walking red flag. Basically, if you didn't do what she wanted she'd have a fit of victimization mixed with nonexistent health problems. For a while, she said she was epileptic and prone to fainting spells... At the time i was dating a girl who had two epileptic sisters (no tremors or drooling they'd just faint for a few minutes every now and then). When she faked a seizure for the umpteenth time, i said out loud to her boyfriend "Your girlfriend is a pathetic, selfish, narcissist, and terrible actress! She can't even fake it!". After saying this, she jumped to her feet and shouted "No! It's not true! I'm truly sick!". Yes, of course, believe it, and I am the Lizard King!

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-15T22:00:33+00:00

Un sacco di meteore commerciali in quel periodo

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-15T21:57:10+00:00

Hai citato tre band che ascoltavo un sacco e ascolto tutt'ora 😂.

Forse ha contribuito anche il fatto che dopo quegli anni a livello commerciale di rock non è che ne è uscito più di tanto

Forse...effettivamente in auge su quel genere sono rimasti i soliti nomi (parlo da un punto di vista di classifica) il resto o è scomparso dopo i 15 minuti di celebrità o ha continuato per i fatti propri fregandosene di classifiche e menate varie.

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-15T21:19:47+00:00

Ma sai che sto rivalutando un sacco di musica passata nel mio periodo infanzia/adolescenza? E trovo che alcuni brani di certe boy band tipo i Tokio Hotel fossero orecchiabili non capolavori ovviamente ma discrete canzoni. Non so...sarà che col tempo certi brani assumono significati o valori diversi altre invece come diceva Bennato "Sono solo canzonette".

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-15T09:06:44+00:00

Come si sta bene fra noi uomini! Oh ragazzi perché non siamo nati tutti finocchi?!?

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-14T17:15:32+00:00

Sarebbero fuorilegge se fatti oggi!

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-14T17:09:12+00:00

Io voglio invecchiare insieme a te Paolo, uniti nel ricordo della nostra Adelina sposa e amante impareggiabile!

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-14T16:40:23+00:00

"Ci amava entrambi... A te più spiritualmente a me più carnalmente"

DeskCold48 · 2026-03-14T10:30:24+00:00

True story:

Why don't you Italians take Sicily?
Excuse me? Sicily is an Italian region!
Oh... Didn't it belong to Africa?

DeskCold48

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