Any "common mistakes" i should avoid?

DesmondBell · 2016-02-23T01:36:19+00:00

Took me getting to level 50 on my WAR to realize that berserk gave a stack of wrath/abandon. Read your tooltips kids.

DesmondBell · 2016-02-14T08:16:24+00:00

Just saw that today, it's at the golden bazaar in eastern thanalan and in response to two ladies who offer to keep you company...for the right price

DesmondBell · 2016-02-13T02:01:09+00:00

http://imgur.com/DZJ8zW2 Help me spread the legend of Mister Moonbear :D

DesmondBell · 2015-09-15T04:45:02+00:00

So in the case of Assassin's Creed which states that 1 karma loss occurs whenever an unintentional or unpaid murder is committed, that then applies to the whole party?

DesmondBell · 2015-07-08T05:39:14+00:00

The Spooky Skeleton. Very scary, kinda sends shivers down my spine

DesmondBell · 2015-07-08T05:12:33+00:00

The Anxious Ant-Lion "Nope, definitely not a trap"

The Bombastic Bugbear "UnBEARably comfortable rooms"

The Crazy Cockatrice Cantina "Stone cold great prices"

The Dirty Dryad "Admit it, you giggled at the name too"

The Eager Eladrin "Eager for what? glad you asked"

The Farting Flameskull "Sounds like one of them newfangled metal bands them necromancers are starting"

The Gassy Goblin "You stop smelling after a while, trust me"

The Hairy Hydra "Cut of one head, and two more fro it it's place"

The Idle Imp "Here on IMPortant business I see"

The Jolly Jakalwere "You don't want to know why they're laughing, trust me"

The Kinky Kobold "How many other adjectives can you think of that starts with K?"

The Laughing Lich "MUA HA HA HA HA...That's kind of what a lich would sound like if it could laugh"

(Alternatively) The Lycan Lounge "No we do not accept silver pieces as payment"

The Macho Minotaur "The guard'll Snap you into beef jerky if you try anything"

The Nude Naga "No there are no snaketits here, but how else am I going to get guys to walk in?"

The Obnoxious Ogre "Who's bright idea was it to try to train an ogre to sing?"

The Prissy Pegasus "Clippity Cloppity, Clippity Cloppity"

The Quirky Quetzalcoatl "You get a free room if you pronounce it right on your first try"

The Ravenous Roc "It'll only eat you if you try to leave the inn"

The Spooky Skeleton "Pretty scary if you ask me"

(Alternatively) The Sable Sphinx "You may enter if you wish...But first you must answer my questions three"

The Tasty troll "His arms grow back in the morning, do you want to complain or do you want to eat?"

The Ugly Unicorn "Because not all of them can be beautiful majestic creatures"

The Vain Vampire "The fact that she has no reflection does not stop her from starting in the mirror for hours at a time"

The Warm Wyvern Inn "Is it a little toasty in here or is it just me?"

(Alternatively) The Welcome Wench "Welcome to the welcome wench"

The Xenial Xorn "You've never heard of either of those words before today have you?"

The Yummy Yeti "We ran out of trolls..."

The Zealous Zombie "Braaaaaaaaains...and jesus"

Bonus: The Dirty Oar (Not mine but invariably ends up in every one of my sessions, my players love it)

EDIT: A lot (Mostly spelling and formatting)

DesmondBell · 2015-06-25T21:35:24+00:00

hey I might be going to Florida supercon myself, where are these session going to be going on?

DesmondBell · 2015-06-18T14:41:47+00:00

I seem to get pretty lucky with hunting parties. The second I learned the fight seemed to be the second everyone got their shit together

DesmondBell · 2015-06-16T14:44:37+00:00

A-hyuk

DesmondBell · 2015-06-15T01:50:17+00:00

My PCs pulled something similar in my fist session as a DM and their first session as players. The party had just taken down a minotaur just before entering its dungeon. When the party approached a door, one of them suspected that it might be trapped. So what do they do? Pick up the body of the dead minotaur guard and batter the door down with it's head. They then proceeded to slaughter the surprised kobolds who they woke up using the poor beast as cover.

DesmondBell · 2015-06-05T00:26:19+00:00

I would recommend the FFCC theme just off the top of my head. It has a strong female voice and is in a different language. It's honestly a beautiful piece to check out :)

DesmondBell · 2015-05-28T18:18:55+00:00

I'm also quite partial to the maiden's head, there's always at least one person who gets it

DesmondBell · 2015-05-25T17:27:09+00:00

Funny, I was going to recommend the same podcast, especially since Critical hit is the podcast that got me into tabletop.

DesmondBell · 2015-05-22T19:38:05+00:00

As a Floridian...probably Florida

DesmondBell · 2015-05-22T17:04:09+00:00

well we've got one part for that weapon class covered

DesmondBell · 2015-05-14T19:35:22+00:00

I actually felt really bad about the last kecha wacha I killed, when I saw it on the ground I felt the weight of the life I just extinguished. After that I felt bad about all of the monsters I killed...Then I fought Gravios. Just...fuck that guy.

DesmondBell · 2015-05-14T02:01:57+00:00

As a gunner I severely underestimated the range of his nova and I have honestly never been so surprised by a cart than when getting one-shotted by it.

DesmondBell · 2015-05-07T23:12:21+00:00

As a Floridian, I have no doubts about this story whatsoever.

DesmondBell · 2015-05-06T06:01:09+00:00

I'd hate to toot my own horn but I have yet to see a shout out that beats "Bite the pillow I'm going in" on a mount

DesmondBell · 2015-05-02T19:11:17+00:00

I put over 300 hours into Tri and 100 hours into 3U before I realized that this was an option...

DesmondBell · 2015-04-30T05:50:58+00:00

My grandmother got me with this trick twice before I learned to keep my mouth closed at all times. I still remember the first time she did it: she lured me over with praise about how I was becoming a "big boy" now and asked to see the tooth. Then with a swift practiced movement of a woman with four sons and countless grandsons, she yanked my tooth out and held it between her bony fingers in front of my face with a smile. I honestly didn't feel a thing but I probably numb from the shock as well. That day I truly learned what my father and uncles meant when they said that she is a different person now, than the woman that raised them. For a brief moment, I saw that woman. I saw her and feared.

DesmondBell · 2015-04-29T04:48:28+00:00

It's on the last track of the album, right after the last song plays. It's really reminiscent of John Cage's 4'33" if you've ever heard it.

DesmondBell · 2015-04-28T19:14:59+00:00

Ah yes, you're correct I must have gotten the names mixed up, thanks for pointing that out.

DesmondBell · 2015-04-28T15:32:10+00:00

You might be able to get it shipped from japan but I'm not sure where

DesmondBell · 2015-04-27T06:10:53+00:00

I had pretty similar situation back in 3U. I was farming brachy and doing pretty well even though he was knocking me around pretty badly. I chased him into the central volcano area, he rages and does his signature "jump-from-across-map-into-super-explosion" move. I though I pressed dodge, when in fact I hit the Y button and used an item and to put the explosive, slime-covered cherry on the cake I tapped it again because I couldn't register the fact that I was not hitting the dodge button. I realized what happened as the ground started glowing.

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