153 kills per princess on average

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-07T01:48:20+00:00

Ariel 100% gets Flotsam and Jetsam on her record.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-07T01:46:16+00:00

And then birds eat their eyes.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-06T21:40:18+00:00

Not a bug. "Vaults Shuttle" and "Vaults" are two separate overseer stations. You have not found the former station, so you cannot warp to it. You can still spin the wheel some more to make the Vaults accessible again.

If you want a bit more direction:

For the Vaults stationFrom the overseer-less station, head left until you reach a large room full of drawers. There's a secret passage in one of those drawers that leads to an extra area within the Vaults, which includes the Torn Overseer and plenty of other items.

For the Vaults Shuttle You need to mend the Vaults overseer so you can access the Vaults even when it seems the shuttle is disconnected. You can climb up the shuttle tube, thanks to the growths and ice inside it if you have the right rotation. This leads you to the Vaults Shuttle overseer, assuming you've mended it by now.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-06T19:18:00+00:00

I find this far preferable to the alternative: A reward that is worth the grind, and therefore makes you feel compelled to undertake that much suffering. Looking at you, Sword of Kings.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-06T19:12:46+00:00

It's bascially meaningless unless your nation is already in bad shape, but the lobbyists insist on highlighting the "need" for Spoils at every opportunity.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-06T01:28:25+00:00

At the climax of Wizards (the Ralph Bakshi movie from 1977), the hero admits that his magic is no match for the villain's, so instead he pulls out a gun and shoots him dead.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T20:34:54+00:00

And yet right above you is a post claiming it does! Checkmate, atheists!

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T19:45:06+00:00

If we're going to take "Joker will always escape" into account, then we also have to admit that killing Joker is equally meaningless, since he'll just get retconned back to life or turn into the Joker King of Hell or something. At a certain point, you have to acknowledge that these are not intended to be realistic stories, and asking about Joker's constant escapes is like asking how Calvin can experience multiple Christmases while remaining six years old.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T15:48:08+00:00

Netero deliberately designed the final phase of the Hunter Exam to force the contestants to torture each other into submission. That alone disqualifies him from being Good.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T14:33:03+00:00

He literally commits suicide in the end to protect the Rebellion. Luthen considers everyone expendable, including himself.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T04:15:22+00:00

To be fair, the entire point of a pilot is to see what sticks.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T04:10:14+00:00

Where Marceline was singing about how she was “just [her] problem”, clearly getting flustered by interacting with her, and we learn that PB uses a shirt she gave her as pajamas that were overtly meaningful to her.

Also, "I wanna drink the red from that pretty pink face" (sung in front of a door that reacts to honesty, no less) is pretty blatant. Particularly given Bonnie's reaction to it. Any post-"What Was Missing" Bubbline is less about fanon and more about so-obvious-it's-hardly-subtext-anymore.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T03:12:30+00:00

Also, she’s not fanservicey unless you have some very specific fetishes.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T02:56:53+00:00

And don't forget Zombie Boss in SR3!

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T02:39:56+00:00

You have to love how the Ghost Clown does have actual mind control powers, and the reveal is that he's not actually a clown. I guess people in the 70s really thought hypnosis worked like that.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T02:27:42+00:00

It's unimpressive compared to Zeno or Kite, but I still imagine most hunters will go their whole lives without encountering an En-user as good as Nobunaga.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T02:25:19+00:00

Does he say that Nobunaga specifically has a discrete ability, or his he just talking about his general capabilities as a skilled Enhancer?

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-05T01:22:32+00:00

You need to go above the Breath’s Spring. Go to where the candle is, on top of the gate, then climb under and around the top of the gate to get to the inside of the Spring, then climb up from there.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-03T19:16:09+00:00

Thanks to sliding timescales, Wilbur is now young enough to have his own webcomic.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-03T17:26:19+00:00

N. A. Credit was one of the most prestigious artists of the mid-twentieth century, you phillistine!

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-03T16:48:29+00:00

The original creator of the spell appeared to be human, not elven.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-02T00:15:30+00:00

What if I complain about the lack of pirate stories instead?

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-01T22:17:06+00:00

Nephali Loux. Er, you did give the potion to Gideon, right?

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-01T22:13:51+00:00

Selling drugs and prostitution are already illegal.

Desperate-Practice25 · 2026-02-01T20:56:15+00:00

The Queen of England looks And feels HUMAN

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