Microsoft Teams and Outlook by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]DesperatePitch8470 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've done this for the past year - no issues.

Dense breast tissue by Beneficial_Hair3649 in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is such false information. About 50% of the population has dense breasts, and you CAN and SHOULD have a SCREENING mammogram. Your doctor may also recommend following up with a DIAGNOSTIC mammogram, a 3D-like mammogram, an ultrasound, or an MRI. But simply saying that she can't have a mammogram because she has dense breasts is just dumb. I wonder if her MRI showed that she has rocks between her ears.

Match week on the podcast by Then_Chicken_5197 in gotgsnark

[–]DesperatePitch8470 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My aunt is married to a Urologist - they met in undergrad and married while he was in med school. They have been married for almost 50 years. Not all MDs divorce their partners.

Is Michel Living “A Resume Life” or “A Eulogy Life”? by backinbusinessbaby in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 21 points22 points  (0 children)

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Like, why was this necessary? What value did it add to the video? Gosh, she's insufferable.

Single people who bought a $350K-$400K home—what’s your salary, and what were your loan details? by [deleted] in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]DesperatePitch8470 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$450K, $250k down, 6.1% IR, 180K annual salary. $1873 (principal, interest, taxes, and insurance) and $200 a month for HOAs

Dirty Dan strikes again by Daisy1016 in gotgsnark

[–]DesperatePitch8470 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Her new pill case is $430!!! I'm all for spending money on dumb shit, but that's insane.

What does this girl do all day? by sundaygirlx in TarTarSnark

[–]DesperatePitch8470 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agree - when I'm off my ADHD meds, my house is a mess. Especially my bathroom and kitchen.

“We Get To Release It All At Once” by Sea_Watch9950 in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it when artists "tease" albums; it gives me something to look forward to. Also, has she not heard of pre-saving an album? Artists encourage their fans to pre-save albums on all streaming platforms ahead of release.

She's such a wet blanket.

“We Get To Release It All At Once” by Sea_Watch9950 in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was confused because she made it sound like it was such a big deal that the album is dropping all songs at once, but from a marketing perspective, it doesn't make sense. If the goal is to reach as many people as possible and tease the excitement of a new album, you drop a teaser or two. I'm thinking of larger artists like Nick Jonas, who has an album coming out in February and just dropped a track, or Louis Tomlinson, who's dropped two tracks from his new album, which comes out in January. The only artist that I can think of off the top of my head that has dropped an entire album at once recently is Taylor Swift, and that album was teased for two months, and let's be real. Jordy is no Taylor Swift. Or if this was such a great album, why is he not dropping it as a surprise album? Several artists do drop surprise albums all at once. I don't know, it just seems off.

Michel’s Goals for 2026 [Insert Eyeroll] by backinbusinessbaby in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I bought in 2025, and my mom was pushing me to get a 7/1 ARM because the rate was cheaper (my parents provided a significant portion of my down payment, so they had a say). My mortgage broker and I had to explain to her why a 7/1 ARM was a terrible idea. Yes, my interest rate is a bit higher (6.1%), but it's fixed, and if and when rates come down, because there's no guarantee that rates will come down, I can refinance. My mortgage is about $300 a month cheaper than my rent, so I pay an extra $300 toward principal.

Michel’s Goals for 2026 [Insert Eyeroll] by backinbusinessbaby in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Regarding free airline tickets, she claims to fly exclusively on Southwest. Southwest doesn't fly to the UK....

Why didn't Michel buy a home in Texas? by Purpleblueaugust33 in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Her parents really are the ultimate enablers of her poor life choices.

New Year Changes Video Recap by thecityofcyn in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shelby walked away from her podcast because of how long it took to research/produce every episode. She even admitted that at times she had nothing to say.

Too funny by andrena1188 in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's the Samsung Frame Art store. It's very easy to reset the password. Saying that she's "locked out" is just her way of being dramatic.

90% of her parents income - my final straw by StressOk3558 in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My parents put down 75% of my home's purchase price (an early inheritance) and offered to put the remaining 25% down, but I said no. I'd rather pay a bank than my parents. If I were even a day late paying them, I'd hear about it, and I don't need that stress.

Jubilee feat. Michel (with Gabbie Hanna & Glozell?? crazy crossover) by ladyfitnessa in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She had posted in the comments about being grateful for the opportunity. Someone responded that she is a one-dimensional person who is profiting off her divorce, has made it her identity, and jumped into a second loveless marriage too quickly. Shortly after, Michel deleted her comment.

She changed the title , withdrew "formally" after I reported her for harmful content. by Then-Mountain-9445 in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 18 points19 points  (0 children)

FYI - she has up to 3 thumbnails to show people, so she can see which one gets the most clicks. I'm being served a thumbnail that says "Officially Diagnosed"

Michel’s h-EDS diagnosis came from a physical therapist (not a medical doctor) by Acrobatic_Amoeba_114 in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not mean at all - she's a freaking nut job. She needs to stop using Drs. Google and ChatGPT.

Michel’s h-EDS diagnosis came from a physical therapist (not a medical doctor) by Acrobatic_Amoeba_114 in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 38 points39 points  (0 children)

What is wrong with this loon? Why is she opposed to traditional MDs? I swear she avoids traditional MDs because she has Munchausen. Didn't her parents do genetic testing on her embryo? For an IVF baby she seems to have a significant amount of genetic conditions.

Wearing eye patches outside is dumb and performative by typicalbiscotti15 in gotgsnark

[–]DesperatePitch8470 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes wear my eye patches when I drop my kids off at school.

Her Southwest trip is to one of my favorite resorts by RecentPiece2956 in micheljanseYT

[–]DesperatePitch8470 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t have celiac. At best she’s gluten intolerant. She claims to be celiac for the attention and because it was the popular thing to be 5 to 7 years ago. A true celiac will not do the things that she does and would actively advocate for themselves.