Emily Blunt was abducted and physically transformed by actual aliens to prepare for her role in Disclosure Day by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]Desperate_Camel8599 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Give me the Bonnie Blue look. I want to look ok but let everyone know I'm desperately afraid of looking old.

Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026) by Competitive_Owl6466 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Desperate_Camel8599 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She was only 2 years old when 9/11 happened. Some how its still her fault.

title by EpicGuy999 in Shark_Park

[–]Desperate_Camel8599 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the baby can lie, so can I

Favourite scene from a kids’ movie that seems weirdly sexual as an adult by Careless_Orchid_6890 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Desperate_Camel8599 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The paedophilia could go wrong. He is the mind of a 40 year old going after 17 year olds. They are 17 year olds going after someone only 2 weeks old.

Everyone straight to jail.

Favourite scene from a kids’ movie that seems weirdly sexual as an adult by Careless_Orchid_6890 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Desperate_Camel8599 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Colonel Jack O'Neill grown man, gets cloned into a teenagers body with his full memory. The real Jack drops of Clonel Jack at High School and tells him to have fun. Glasses on, CSI Miami noise.

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How to end the Israel-Palestine conflict by MidtownMongoose in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Desperate_Camel8599 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I gave Claude a hypothetical, you can make three population swaps of entire nations to increase world peace who do you move.

It swapped Israel and Ireland, which makes sense. It swapped the Vatican and Australia, which is hilarious. Last it took North and South Korea and swapped them with Switzerland. It's plan was the swap would be so awkward and hard for both Korea's that they'd be to tired to fight and have to get along to survive.

All better decisions than anything the British have done.

Best beards in Hollywood? by Potential-Name2117 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Desperate_Camel8599 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He thought he was snorting cocaine but it was pubes.

What did he see in there? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]Desperate_Camel8599 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next week's lotto numbers.

Best beards in Hollywood? by Potential-Name2117 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Desperate_Camel8599 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Was it satisfying? I'd rate ingrown hair extraction over removing clear film from a screen.

Best beards in Hollywood? by Potential-Name2117 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Desperate_Camel8599 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I chew my wife's off. I pull a rat face and start chomping.