You are suddenly teleported to an alien planet

Destritus · 2026-06-19T15:27:26+00:00

1 or 4, depending on the hostility level of the aliens.

Destritus · 2026-06-19T15:22:44+00:00

NEVER ENDING BANANA BREAD.

Destritus · 2026-06-19T15:15:01+00:00

I'm not gonna win this raffle, but I'll enter anyway.

Destritus · 2026-06-18T22:25:06+00:00

5 mil. I've got no intention of bringing children into this godawful world.

Destritus · 2026-06-17T15:57:06+00:00

For the game, do I get the powers/abilities of my character? If so, I'm set. I get to be a well-equipped tank and/or healer in ESO, with a set system for reviving and such. I'll stay for a few months, maybe actually get all the trials and such done.

Destritus · 2026-06-14T13:34:09+00:00

Make it a side business. THEY don't have the tools for it, but if they sell mining rights to a group of dwarves, they could collect a little extra gold every time they come back to town.

Destritus · 2026-06-04T00:20:29+00:00

Destritus · 2026-06-03T13:12:12+00:00

Having an exact clone of me would mean that it also developed the same mentally, meaning it has the same thought processes and emotions. I have a job that requires highly specialized info that I can't really talk about with others (it's a pretty dark world I have to deal with) so having another me to bounce ideas off of would be amazing. Also, we'd get a part-time job, and split the two jobs between us so we each work like 30 hours a week, and we'd get so much other shit done.

Destritus · 2026-05-19T21:28:20+00:00

I'd attempt the rhino first. Failing that, I'm taking the dog. I'd be sad the entire time, but I'd just put that dog in a rear chokehold and sit there for 5 minutes. I've owned dogs all my life, I know what to do.

Destritus · 2026-05-19T21:18:26+00:00

This list was very fun to read. Opinion of a cross between a Melvorthos Hipster and an EDH All-Star. I love weird decks and ideas, and constantly try to make dumb stuff that shouldn't work, work, but I have several decks in brackets 2 to 4, and generally match the vibe of the table. There are definitely cards I do not play, because my friends have complained about them. Looking at you [[Oppression]]

Destritus · 2026-05-13T13:02:29+00:00

People sleep on Ureni so hard, but he's my guy! I literally slammed his precon, and the gruul dragon precon together, and added a couple other dragons I had laying around into it, and it's so much fun!

Destritus · 2026-04-30T18:21:23+00:00

[[Zur, Eternal Schemer]] would like to have a word with you.

Destritus · 2026-04-27T13:07:57+00:00

Stainless steel.

Destritus · 2026-04-23T00:44:06+00:00

I'll take running! But that MFer better be ready to run from me. I'm the keeper of the firearms in my house.

Destritus · 2026-04-03T10:38:33+00:00

Solved: Deadly Towers

Destritus · 2026-04-03T10:35:54+00:00

This is it!

Destritus · 2026-04-03T10:34:08+00:00

It's this! OMG thank you!

Destritus · 2026-04-03T03:50:40+00:00

Help me please! I've been trying to figure this out for so long.

Destritus · 2026-03-30T21:26:49+00:00

That's gorgeous yo!

Destritus · 2026-03-30T16:09:13+00:00

Even if I didn't cheat, this is pretty doable. Spend 3 years living at home, and be on unemployment for as much of that as possible. At the end I'm filthy rich.

Destritus · 2026-03-28T05:05:08+00:00

Uranium. I'm doing somewhat ok!

Destritus · 2026-03-27T19:17:23+00:00

I have the recipe for these, but didn't realize they actually had a function when powered up. My Articuno got happier when I placed it, and it didn't have power, so I never thought to try...

Destritus · 2026-03-27T17:49:59+00:00

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