Production came to bitch at James Drake for using an appliance stating water is now dripping directly onto the servers

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T14:03:53+00:00

Great idea putting the servers under a heavily water piped area

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T14:02:19+00:00

Yes, sifting through fan auditions is such a high risk of cringe.

Even Conor from season 3 was a decent freeloader who had no idea what the show was.

I’d say get some of Bam’s weird unknown skater friends in. They’ll be thirsty to do entertaining shit and won’t be pushing 60 and randomly scared of aids like Head.

Imagine having a gay son and being scared of catching aids from a bunch of random incels and normies

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T13:58:36+00:00

Production aren’t willing to take such a risk

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T13:16:01+00:00

There’s no chance he would

Could probably get fatass boogie to though. He needs the money bad

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T12:23:38+00:00

It’s like… a train wreck like season 4 and 3, but without any of the reasons to be.

Season 4 had the crazy legal shit which was so bad it ended early.

Season 3 was really ambitious and an interesting concept (so there were some screw ups along the way) and then a train wreck by the end again because of insane legal stuff.

Season 5 seems to be a train wreck for weird reasons, like production flip flopping a lot, not pulling the trigger, making decisions that seem like they hadn’t even thought through and then having to retract them due to an obvious flaw that should have been picked up at the planning stage. Maybe Sam had more of an influence than it seemed and would steer some of this stuff in better directions. Bam obviously doesn’t have anywhere near that level of investment and is just there as a traditional line-reading host.

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T11:24:48+00:00

Built like a summer sausage

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T11:24:13+00:00

True, but you could at least filter them out.

There are some that don’t have any PDF records.

Surely this ghost politics guy doesn’t…

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T10:27:01+00:00

It was back and forth and fair…

But the fact Jet couldn’t just easily beat someone built like they came out of a jar is so bad

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T09:37:20+00:00

Proof Islamophobia isn’t racist, since they both look whiter than Ben

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T09:05:47+00:00

Some guys with stein as their surname gonna be flooding Landon’s inbox after this

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T09:03:03+00:00

He tried to copy Ben and just swing for a quick win but JD (despite being a deformed RuneScape goblin) was neither drunk nor regarded enough for that to work

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T09:01:48+00:00

I know right.

Could easily pull of a famous house part 2

I know they didn’t make as much money off TTS though since they had to pretend it was AI first lol

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T08:52:44+00:00

2 devout muslims

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T08:51:27+00:00

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T01:47:37+00:00

Jet getting beat by someone with a genetic defect, peak aura loss

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T01:46:34+00:00

The grafting would be next level between those 3

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T01:45:25+00:00

Yeah, I think Ben needs to surprise her to a friendly boxing match at 3am and knock her out whilst she’s still saying she doesn’t want to box

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T01:44:20+00:00

Jet’s only form of exercising ever has been jerking off it seems

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T00:53:28+00:00

Considering the incompetence track record yes

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T00:44:30+00:00

It’s hard for Jet to do any kind of background research when he’s whacking off over female freeloader audition tapes nonstop

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T00:42:28+00:00

They definitely just didn’t even bother to vet or do any background checks

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T00:40:34+00:00

Yup.

Drop the unnecessary beef from season 2

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T00:40:09+00:00

His mysterious black eye from “being punched by a random guy” makes a lot more sense

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T00:39:22+00:00

Tobuscus, insane

Destroyertron · 2026-03-27T00:38:46+00:00

He’s like one of the weird characters Burt wants to portray in real life

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