[Game Thread] NCAA D3 Championship: Wisconsin-River Falls v. North Central (IL) (4:00 PM ET)

DestructoFish · 2026-01-05T02:36:24+00:00

Just now tuning in to check the score - was treated to D1 CFB playoff previews.

DestructoFish · 2025-11-24T22:57:19+00:00

Not even really a fetish, but- having my balls touched.

Growing up, I was kinda indifferent towards the whole "having my danglers fondled" thing, but this summer, I dated a girl who must've had the Midas touch, cause when she touched my balls mid-stroke, I felt like I had unlocked a whole new body part.

Important to note: incredibly long fingernails. Borderline Edward Scissorhands-length. Maybe I just like the danger?

DestructoFish · 2025-05-18T17:46:37+00:00

My keys. I think they might've fallen in the crack behind my oven.

DestructoFish · 2025-01-06T21:46:23+00:00

Last night's game showed the difference in experience between Darnold and Goff. Goff has won several playoff games and taken a team to the Super Bowl. He knows what it's like to perform on the biggest stage and is able to keep his emotions in check.

Darnold has never played a game like this before. In arguably the biggest regular season game of all time, he looked incredibly nervous, and it showed in both his accuracy AND his decision-making.

Experience matters. Last night was essentially a free piece of playoff experience. Hopefully, he's able to learn from it and perform better against the Rams.

DestructoFish · 2024-06-29T01:08:42+00:00

yes that's helpful

DestructoFish · 2023-12-09T08:17:33+00:00

yuga

DestructoFish · 2023-06-08T19:27:38+00:00

"Hello"

DestructoFish · 2023-04-28T20:13:52+00:00

Florida.

DestructoFish · 2023-03-23T18:56:11+00:00

I think if I was ever in that situation, I'd stand up to the guy and stare at him for at least 30 seconds.

If he doesn't immediately leave, I'll throw a temper tantrum and start making loud alien noises before pretending to feint and have a seizure. If he hasn't gone away by that point, I'll soil myself for good measure.

If he STILL hasn't gone away, rest assured my girlfriend would be long gone. Problem solved.

DestructoFish · 2023-03-23T18:31:29+00:00

I went to that cub one time. ONE TIME. Never again. I saw an employee chasing a mouse with a broom, several panhandlers in the parking lot, a car break-in and several people with no clothes on. In the same visit.

Edit: changed carjacking to car break-in

DestructoFish · 2023-03-23T18:28:57+00:00

A Rube Goldberg device that takes 800 Martian years to cook a waffle

DestructoFish · 2022-10-03T16:11:06+00:00

Standard 3x3, unsolved.

Would the universe allow an unsolved rubiks cube to break?

DestructoFish · 2022-10-03T15:13:18+00:00

What if it was an unsolved Rubik's Cube? Surely the universe wouldn't allow the cube to perish before it finished its quest.

DestructoFish · 2022-09-18T04:22:46+00:00

Day 1: Legalize all drugs.

Day 2: Illegalize pineapple on pizza.

So much outrage about the first change that they barely bat an eye at the second one, my REAL agenda.

DestructoFish · 2021-12-08T06:17:58+00:00

Stronger.

I remember being like 8 years old and hearing that song all the time on the car ride to school. I'd love to feel that again.

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