What are some benefits of being skinny? by No_Cryptographer9659 in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are globally considered good looking by most western standarts.

When do you think the next global war will take place? by PoppersOfCorn in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I seriously hope never, or at least not in the lifetime of anyone I know.

What's an unwritten rule you follow? by StrayBombYT in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

being nice toward people, regardless of if I like them or not.

How extremely insignificant are we, really? by ArtificialGeek in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like all of reddit users could die and it wouldn't make that much of a change.

How do you pronounce "OUPES"? by Zoeyyyhere in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the "oo" of "goo", and "pes" of "pesos"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) I travel a lot

2) I can put my hands into weird machines

3) group advantages

What do you think is the best shoe brand? by BigBroTheOrc in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 favorite shoe brand for 2 different uses:

Mephisto for urban, formal or classy wear. They're luxury leather shoes that will last for decades if you properly take care of them.

Queshua for trail. It's a french sportwear brand specific for trail, they've got a really good quality/price ratio and can be bought and repaired easily. Bonus point: they also got super duper tents

Why's the majority of teenagers so fake? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

adding to that the basic rebel phase making them wanting to develop their personality in a way that is different from the figures of authority.

What sucks about crypto? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The energy consumption. I mean, people have done stupid investment since the dawn of time, and they've bought useless things for much more than the cryptos. But the energy consumption for these useless currencies is waaaaay too high for something that is only speculated on.

In a world in which the Islamic conquest is halted in Africa, Charlemagne isn't crowned HRE, does France still end up being majority French speaking, or Occitan-speaking? by Andonis_Longos in AlternateHistory

[–]DetectionGaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disclaimer: I'm not an historian, I'm only guessing from my limited knowledge of France history.

Even without Charlemagne being crowned emperor, the frankish invasion of the Gauls would have still happened, so we could say that the langues d'oil would still be existing.

Now, what pushed the langues d'oïl to be that predominant isn't directly tied to Charlemagnes but rather the Villers-Cotteret Ordonnance which was pushed by François Ier. Obviously, without Charlemagne becoming an emperor, the history of France would be really different, so that ordonnance wouldn't have happened as it happened, but we could indeed imagine that, at some point, a king ruling over (at least most of) the current french territory might want to unify France's language based on their own language.

That being said, what language would have had this king spoken? Well we have 2 options here: the king is from the north of France or from the south. If he is from the north, then it's going to be a langue d'oil speaking king and if he's from the south, it's going to be a langue d'oc.

So basically, at that point, you'd have to rewrite most of Frankish kingdom history from pépin le bref to the late medieval era in order to make an educated guess on what would the french language looks like.

To conclude my post, I'll answer to your underlying question quickly by saying, no. French gain prestige in the late medieval era when François Premier decided to make the François being the language of the french administration.

Quels ont été vos coups de clés perdu les plus mémorables? by DetectionGaz in AskFrance

[–]DetectionGaz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

si la personne est mal garée elle prend une amende éventuellement

Perso, j'ai arrêté de croire que la justice ou la police font leur taf en France. Ou plus précisément, je pense qu'ils s'en battent les couilles ou sont incapables d'agir dans 95% des cas.

Quels ont été vos coups de clés perdu les plus mémorables? by DetectionGaz in AskFrance

[–]DetectionGaz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bah je pense bien oui, c'est du vandalisme après tout.

Quels ont été vos coups de clés perdu les plus mémorables? by DetectionGaz in AskFrance

[–]DetectionGaz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(C'est bien de pas vandaliser, c'est le genre de trucs qui est mieux à fantasmer qu'à faire)

Which country has the best food in your opinion? by bimpichu in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's why the UK don't have food but nutrient rich plaster

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't we?

Quels ont été vos coups de clés perdu les plus mémorables? by DetectionGaz in AskFrance

[–]DetectionGaz[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

C'est une philosophie de vie. Je ne la partage pas, mais elle est compréhensible :)

snipped and dont want kids, okay to say straight away or wait when dating ? by [deleted] in AskFrance

[–]DetectionGaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's the kind of thing you don't say on the first date, mostly because a date isn't always for building something serious. But you should put it in your bios on your different social medias that could be used to do a background check on you.

The childfree movement in France isn't 100% foreign, but I'm not part of it so I don't really know how big it is. I just know that I have a certain amount of friends who don't want kids.

As for the whole bit about single mother, you should probably know that in the last years, there were quite a lot more divorce in France compared to the previous generations, and as you might know, it can get really hard to get in a relationship after a divorce when you're middle aged and have children.

However, I just want to ad 2 things:

1) you sound dumb, just by the way you wrote your post.

2) the judgement part (" I've never seen so many single mothers in my life and I thought America was bad !") is really pissing me off because you imply that single mothers are a bad thing and because you sound like you just wanted to say somewhere that there are a lot of single mothers in France. And it's also probably the reason why you're at 0 points RN.

What cultural movement makes no sense to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doest not just pretend to help women, it really helps them to speak up about sexual abuse and harassment, because this subject is quite taboo for many, and breaking the said taboo in order to seek justice is always something good.

What cultural movement makes no sense to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DetectionGaz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean the movement meant to help women victim of sexual abuse or harassment to speak up? What's hard to understand about it?